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Post gym pre shower

This term is used to describe the act of performing cunnilingus and/or intercourse after the female has come home from the gym and before she showers. The sweaty female vagina enhances the flavor and the release of endorphins after exercise by the woman increases the joy of sweaty sex. Though it should be noted that a vagina must be clean first prior to getting sweaty from a heavy workout.
"I was so horny we did it post gym pre shower. It was delicious."

Guy: You look so hot I want you now!
Girl: I'm all sweaty from the gym
Guy: Post gym pre shower baby.
by Dee Jay Jolt March 30, 2010
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Post Weekend Depression

Feeling low and depressed on a Monday after a weekend of drinking and partying.
Joe: What's wrong man? You're not yourself today.

Steve: Just suffering from post weekend depression, I'll be fine by Saturday..
by xMDMx June 23, 2010
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post wank guilt

that dirty feeling you get after youve shot your white torpedos and the adult entertainment is still playing in the background
quite night in on spankwire and seeing jenna j again overwhelms your brain with a feeling of post wank guilt
by ally del blanny October 24, 2011
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Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome

Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome (PERS) is a condition developed when a person (usually a male) ejaculates while masturbating to hardcore pornography.
An example of a typical post ejaculatory regret syndrome scenario

Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*
by Pers September 5, 2016
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Post Slut Depression

When someone, typically a girl feels miserable after hooking up or talking to many guys at once. This girl usually seeks validation from guys and plays people to hide the fact that she's insecure and sad deep down inside.
J: wtf am i doing with my life, i feel like a slut no joke
Y: you're experiencing post slut depression
by anti-clock-wise May 24, 2021
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Lost His Post

When one loses a steady chart of weekends off from work.
Is Jay coming to the Poconos with us this weekend? Na, he has to work cause he lost his post.
by P Nest December 26, 2016
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monkey on a post

This is a petite person who favors well endowed men.
Wonda Wonderpig was like a monkey on a post with the basketball player!
by I, Wreckerrr May 20, 2021
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