poorizon

When a poo poo is on the brink and you may or may not have enough time to make it to safety.

Ryan said the poorizon was under control until he shit his pants.

by TL0v3 February 18, 2009

Pooriod

When a chick takes a shit and gets her period at the same time

Some chick had a pooriod in the bathroom.

by Pitsnoggler December 20, 2010

Pooritos

Pooritos are what one would call Doritos after someone takes a slam and begins eating them without washing their hands first.

"Shaun, did you wash your hand before eating those?"

"No....do you want some?"

"No way, man. They're pooritos, now!"

by Penn ZeTeller December 31, 2011

pooish

Something of a color (or noncolor) which turns to a brownish tint or hue.

The white fluffy snow became pooish in a matter of days.

by ncrd December 23, 2008

Pooing pringles

a term used when you sit on a packet of crisps, and the bag pops. This results in broken crisps flying everywhere, and making you look like you just pooed pringles.

Mariella pooed pringles the other night, it was so funny!

The other day John sat on a bag of Quavers, he was totally pooing pringles!

by call the underdog December 17, 2011

poobicle

The cubicle in an office that is closest to the toilet, so the owner of the poobicle gets the smell of poop and hopefully air freshener every time the bathroom door opens.

"I know the status of everyone's digestive processes because my desk is in the poobicle."

by muerta January 11, 2012

poofier

A word that describes what happens to the hair of women under certain circumstances.

My hair is a lot poofier today then usual.

by Mr.Bobby September 15, 2013