Poor Man's Custard

A term for white sauce, used in cookery. Also slang for sperm, due to its appearance and consistancy.

He drizzled the poor man's custard on to her chops.

by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

poor smuck

a poor smuck is the guy who is basically a loser who is caught in a web of circumstances that seem to be beyond his power to change his life. Actually if he had the determination to stand up and pull himself out of his situation he would probably be a weak normal person. However he feels so beaten down he is afraid to stand up and make his choices.

A guy living with a dominering wife, kids and mother-in-law and stuck in a low paying job with a doctor's degree is a poor smuck.

by Marvey May 31, 2006

poor man's pancake

White buttered toast with maple syrup.

Jamie started off the day with a poor man's pancake and a cup of coffee.

by Yammerton February 6, 2010

poorcore

A fashion trend based on what you HAVE to wear.

Guy: "dude, is Tommy wearing his Mom's shirt?"

Other Guy: "Ahh man, that guy is so poorcore."

by Willcooperlutz October 25, 2015

poor house

A poorhouse or workhouse is a publicly maintained facility for the support and housing of dependent or needy persons, typically run by a local government
-where you say your going when your broke.
Could possibly be your house, because your poor.

When i hit that ferrari it sent me straight to the poor house.

these front row seats i bought just put me in the poor house.

by TDowns August 19, 2007

poor

One who has no money.

Charles Baker.

Baker, you're the poorest.

by Pimpin Delicious December 9, 2004

Poor Man's Black Velvet

Alcoholic beverage served at Irish Pubs consisting of hard cider on the bottom and Guinness stout on the top. Excellent for mid-day drinking since it doesn't make your breath smell like beer, tipping off your boss that you went to the pub for a pint (or two).

Also referred to as simply 'Poor Man's'

Barkeep: A Black & Tan for you today?

Me: Not today; lemme get a Poor Man's Black Velvet.

Barkeep: Ahhh... Better for summer, eh?

Me: Indeed.

by CitizenBob May 25, 2007