Plonker

A British slang term used as an insult meaning idiot. Usually used in an endearing way or when having a joke with someone

Person: you didn’t have to do that you plonker!

by Alex.tay09 July 12, 2019

Plonker

A Plonker is typically some donkey who hangs around alley ways smoking the devils lettuce. He then shags his dad and sucks his toes.

Konrad is such a plonker

by Turnip———-13 April 30, 2021

Plonkyruethilic

1. To be plump aka fat, round, big

Wyatt Lowe is plonkyruethilic, his belly just jiggles

by Fruity69zesty March 11, 2023

ploofer

a very airy fart, but very stinky

in english today, troy let out a ploofer

by blair fourney June 6, 2005

plonk

A shorted version of plonker meaning a idiotic, moronic, stupid person.

You're such a plonk, spilling all the milk.

by CheekyCharcoal July 24, 2010

Plonk

1. Cheap wine

2. The sound your poo makes when it hits water

I wouldnt mind a bottle of plonk...

*squeeze* plonk!

by Kent Paul December 7, 2006

Plood

1. The act of taking a dump underwater.

2. The sound a turd makes when it hits the water.

1. Man, I gotta go too bad, I guess I'll just have to plood.

2. Well, that had a nice healthy plood to it.

by Dixon February 8, 2004