physicist

A nerd that has a great desire to become a teacher or to take over the world.

I would like to build a heavy hydrogen bomb to either teach all of you or to kill you all...I haven't yet decided.

by Mike November 14, 2004

Physical Education

A class in which the more physically mature and naturally athletic students quickly become teachers pets and earn automatic A's. It also strips fat kids of any rights, such as being picked first or having the chance to get an A.

Physical Education sucked today because of how fat and slow I am.

by funnymandan May 10, 2011

physical feature

physical feature (environment)

landforms,bodies of water,climate,natural vegetation and soil of the earth.

The map shows the physical features of north America.

by diwata February 23, 2007

physcopath

a crazy motherfucker who will seem like a normal friend or family member until she kills you, all her family and friends and find out she never cared about anything, the dog that got put down:she abused it, that bestmate of hers:she hates her guts and uses her for money and cover from her real self, she cries and has emotions:no she doesn’t that’s all a cover cos inside she’s nothing, an ice cube covered in human skin and has more control over her mind than any other. a phsycopath may not be a murderer, but feels no emotion pain and any feelings towards others and would sit beside a suffering person with popcorn.

abusive girlfriend : *abuses boyfriend and throws relationship in the bin over nothing*
boyfriend : wtf you’re a physcopath!!!

by imamysterynoonecansolve October 31, 2017

Quantum Physics

The physics which deals with the universe on a microscopic scale, which basically tells us that what we think we see isn't ACTUALLY there, and that the universe as we perceive it to be is only the way it is because we choose to see it as such. Nothing exists as more than a field of probability.

Teacher: I didn't see you in class today, Bobby.
Bobby: According to Quantum Physics, there's still a chance I was there!

by Skipio August 21, 2011

ap physics

A course that no one should ever take. Wait until college to take physics! High school teachers usually aren't qualified anough to teach this course.

If you want to take an advanced science course in high school, try chemistry, bio, or environmental.

I got 4's and 5's and all my other APs. I got a 2 on physics. Actually, I think everyone in the class got a 2.
Teacher's fault.

by Swirly Manson October 15, 2004

physical piracy

It is an euphemism for stealing. It refers to the fact that piracy is essentially digital stealing, so stealing in real life can be referred to as physical or irl piracy.

-Dude, how do I unlock this phone? My grandma yoinked it.
-I see, she did physical piracy.

by DickSuckersAnonymous October 24, 2020