phallo-photo-portaphilia

The urge to place ones penis inside a light socket

I tell ya jimmy there are some strange fettishes out there like the other day online there was an entire section devoted to phallo-photo-portaphilia

by Bad mother fucker Beau Cater May 14, 2016

Phosphorus

1. a highly explosive chemical that combusts upon contact with oxygen and is derived from the boiling-out of water from a substance known as urine, or, in simple terms, a flammable powder that comes from boiled piss.

Some say that phosphorus was discovered by a genius. My personal opinion is that it was discovered by a drunken fool who wanted to make coffee but had had his water line disconnected because he forgot to pay the bill.

by Seph Infinitum February 16, 2009

photi

An aquarian animal with scales and fins.

PHotograph
wOmen
staTIon

ph-o-ti. phonetics darling!

He be sleepin' wit' da photi.

by Ant December 21, 2003

Photo Sesh

Taking lots of photos within a short amount of time whilst out with friends.

Lets go to the park and have a photo sesh with my new camera:)!

by QwertyPotatoe May 11, 2011

Wookies Photo

Wookies Photo- the pubic hair that has stuck to the paper after bikini waxing. (esp buttcrack - the wookie is always shocked)

How did the waxing go?

Fucking painfully.... but it was worth it to see the Wookies Photo!

by edchef February 27, 2009

Phot

PHOT: Someone SO HOT, it needs a "PH" to fully describe it.

Derived from "Phat, like with a PH".

Andy: "She's like totally HOT with a PH"
Suzie: "So, she's like PHOT?"
Andy: "Yeah man, she's PHOT like Rhianna"

by stirfriedemu April 29, 2011

photo whore

a photo whore is a person who gets around with the camera .. they take heaps of photos of themselves to put on their blogs and myspace. camwhore is also a relevant definiton. does NOT just include stuck up whores who are completely obsessed with their appearances

the emo guy is such a photo whore

by sare September 27, 2005