Phonesexual

When your deeply I love with you phone

I’m am definitely phonesexual

by Tomis Brodie sanhster May 26, 2021

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hooked on phonics

According to Karkat Vantas in his 2012 smash hit single Karkalicious, this refers to those whom Strider's beats are best suited for.

Strider's beats are best suited for trolls hooked on phonics.

by DocScratch December 13, 2021

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When a woman hates on men for stupid reasons, you say this to tell her she is a bitch. This is often seen in TikTok which when a woman makes a video about hating men, it is cut off by an edit of dragon ball z with the song "I got 2 phones" by i forgor

"I hate when men..." I GOT 2 PHONES

by ro blocks September 8, 2023

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Hooked-On-Phonics

The reading program for fuckholes! woohoo! yes, soo lee is indeed "hooked on phonics". YES YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKHOLE!!! teeheehee

Soo Lee is hooked on phonics! Damn Right!

by SRL September 26, 2004

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Head Ponies

Term used to describe headphones by those of a draconic nature.

I want to listen to some music, where's the head ponies?

by Arcturus Nova October 3, 2003

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nokia phones

Nokia Phones are literally indestructible, i used a hammer, a drill, a fucking blade saw, but it didn't work.

JImmy's has 3985 nokia phones, non are indestructible.

by Darnville February 4, 2021

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I got 2 phones

The phrase “I got 2 phones” originated from a song called ‘2 phones’, released by popular musical artist and celebrity Kevin Gates in 2015. Many phrases and songs by Kevin Gates have been trending as jokes or as joke response to videos on tiktok. The large majority of videos being responded to with ‘2 Phones’ are videos making jokes about men or containing misandristic material. (Although they are not limited to these types of videos and in some instances are used in inappropriate situations by incels.)

Person in video: I hate when men-
Response video: I got 2 phones one for the plug and one for the load
Or
Person in video: I hate the 2 phones thing-
Response video: I am in possession of dual mobile devices..etc.

by Dlrtk September 2, 2023

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