phobe

a square, as in the opposite of a hipster (hipster in the non derogatory sense). they dress preppy, they try to be sophisticated, they are very close-minded

"that cat just don't dig our scene, what a phobe"

by sherloque the nihilist February 19, 2008

Phoebe

The best character on FRIENDS, because she's just the shit.

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, What are they feeding you? - Phoebe

by Maze February 15, 2013

Beerpong Phonebook Rule

During the game of Beerpong. If one team decides not to rerack for an entire game, sinks all the cups, and wins. The opponents must take a thick phonebook across the face for punishment of the embarrassment. The opponents choose the side of the face. The rule originated from Youngstown State University in Youngstown, Ohio.

John: "Why dont you rerack, your going to lose"
Cody: "The beerpong phonebook rule is in effect, two more cups and your taking one to the face."

The game is finished, and Cody's team wins.

John: "What happens now?"
Cody: "Bend over and I'll show you!"

Cody has the phonebook in hand.

"SMACK, AAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

by lehartman September 16, 2009

Phoebe

A "Phoebe" is a very nice name, and a beautiful name for a girl who is Sporty Fun-Loving and a complete dare-devil. Phoebe's never let there friends stand in the rain being sad, Phoebe's would jump into a puddle and make the rain go away. Phoebe's are Rare and weird at first, but once you really know one, its hard to forget her.

I myself am named Phoebe, I'm Sporty Fun-Loving and an absolute Dare-devil. My friends would be so boring without me. I am the ONLY Phoebe in my school and I love it, I know exactly when someone is talking about me :)

Phoebes Are brave, loving, and not so normal human beings. There like Aliens from the unknown, or Devils from hell. either way, your never bored when your with a Phoebe. Sure Phoebes can be gorgeous and talented but there also emotional and they can fall in love with anyone, just like anyone can fall in love with her. One look into there eyes and you instantly know there's adventure and mischief in the near future.

Just know that if you ever meet a Phoebe, never let them go. There ecstatic energy can tire you and there amazing love for there friends is unbreakable. A Phoebe is the most exciting person you will ever meet, but never forget.

"Phoebe is so cute!"
"Did you hear that Phoebe befriended the new kid when no one else did?"

by PhoebeIsMyName June 28, 2018

Phoebe Bridgers

Phoebe Bridgers is an artist who makes really sad, but poetic and beautiful music. Her latest album Punisher just came out, but if you’re new I’d recommend watching her Brooklyn Steel performance first. She’s kind of emo and kind of uncool, but we love her anyway.

Who is Phoebe Bridgers?
oh, she’s just my favorite singer. let’s go listen to funeral together and cry?

by phoebebridgershoe December 12, 2020

phobbed

To phob some one off, is to con them, or just loosly cheat them in someway.

Followed by an off. As far as i'm aware, you can't just phob someone, you have to phob them off.

He asked for her number, she phobbed him off with the number for the pizza hut.

by SozLH September 24, 2011

Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.)

Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.) is the month following distribution of stacks of phonebooks commonly observed by "phonebook dumping" them in front of offices of the business in who's name they are distributed (i.e., Verizon, Pacific Bell). Contrary to the "invisible" cancellation of subscriptions, phonebook dumping is an attempt to bring consequences to bear upon businesses that generate stacks of unwanted phonebooks. C.f., "phonebook dumping."

Every year we observe one or two weekends in Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.) by collecting copies from all the lobbies and mailrooms on the block in a shopping cart and phonebook dumping them in front of the Verizon store in the middle of the night. Then we get smashed.

by fizzyfizzz January 4, 2012