philip-dub

Firmly acquire a piece of free item, usually food, in a colloquial fashion with coworkers. This has higher precedence than dibs. It can immediately push the requestor to front of the priority queue and ensures any previous dibs are truncated.

We were disappointed that Jeremiah Kaytoo called out a philip-dub on that last piece of oatmeal cookie as he did the same last week on the last piece of scallion dumpling

by lordruler333 October 21, 2019

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PHILIP EMMERT

A piece of shit who can't lift 2 pounds and doesn't know how to walk. He instead bikes everywhere and acts gay. He flew into a horses ass.

That Philip Emmert tried to touch me yesterday, but he tripped and hit his moobs on the ground.

by Shensep October 28, 2017

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The Philip method

The woman lies down on the American side of the border while the man does her from the Mexican border. Then right as the man jizzes he jumps over the border so the kid is conceived in the United States and Trump can’t deport him.

Philip was conceived using the Philip method. So no matter how hard he tries he’s not a real immigrant.

by CC_021 May 12, 2019

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randy philips

a mean, horrible person that does not have a place on this beautiful world. he’s why don’t we’d awful manager and deserves to be fired for how he treats them

limelights: omg i hate randy philips so much

by thatonelimelight :) September 7, 2020

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Philip-chan

This person may be hiding their sexuality. They appear to be in the closet, often deflecting GAY things that happen to people around him even IF he's the cause of those things to happen. To sum it up, philip is probably gay. Also, stop playing on your damn phone during class! (if you are reading this)

Philip-chan: Bro I fucked your mom heehheheheheheheheheheh
Random person (Not me): ok (gay ass motherfucker)

by amongus9000 March 8, 2022

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