Perving

Staring at someone, then instantly regretting it as you realise how wrong it is, but continuing anyway.

He was totally perving on me!

by MrWeirdWords March 13, 2023

Penningham

Penningham is a penalty merchant who plays for Real Madrid and can only score tap ins against tinpot teams

Penningham’s goal vs Berlin proves he is a penalty and tap in merchant

by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

Perting

When a woman is getting Eiffel Towered and once the two men are about to cum they both pull out and the same time. A woman standing close by who is on her period scoops up the two men’s cum with a spoon and mixes her urine, period blood, and the cum in a cup and drinks it.

On Tuesday we decided to go Perting, Martha was the one getting Eiffel Towered and Cassidy who was on her period drank it.

by Plebeian Body January 5, 2025

Penning

To pen; A woman takes a recently dead person's penis and inserts it in her vagina and keeps it there until it decomposes

Ana is penning her late husband, that's such a nice thing to do

by The all knowing Fart February 7, 2025

Penning

To pen; A woman who keeps a dead man penis inside her vagina 24/7 until it descomposes

Ana is penning her brother; that's such a nice thing to do!

by The all knowing Fart February 7, 2025

Text-perving

Text-perving is the act of looking at somebody's text while they are texting somebody else. Usually frowned upon by society because of a presumed 'breach of privacy'.

Despite that, this act is very helpful in day to day life, social problems and so forth.

how did you know i was going to plan that kidnap?
i was text-perving you..

stop text-perving me!

by I'MGuinea August 7, 2011

mrs perkingson

It's a really nice school teachers name

Mrs. Perkingson: you are just like Mrs perkingson

by el hacker September 21, 2016