Perker

Mark Parker, known famously for his bright red cheeks and inability to satisfy girls sexualy.

I shagged Perkers bird again the other night

by Commie March 27, 2003

pelkey

An idiot

Pelkey is such an idiot

by djwbrjsjwhfbsjen October 6, 2016

Porkey

A man with very large genitals. Also used to call someone out for their pp size.

Selena: hey! You hooked up with sam last night right?
Alexa: yeah! He's got a porkey!

by UwU big pot February 2, 2020

perkers

young girls/women at the peak of physical maintenance ease
(from about 15~25) human chronological erosion and/or gravity hasn't set in yet, 'stealing' their easy ability to maintain a pert, perky body.

john and don saw a group of perkers and they got "moist"

judy was in her late twenties and spent lots of time exercising, she consequently looked better than those perkers!

putting on her "muumuu", jan remembered when she ran with perkers!

by michael foolsley January 9, 2010

dr. perky

Dr. Perky is when you have an enraged chubby.

Man Bob's got an real Dr. Perky right now.

by Long dick swanging July 28, 2015

Penkey

A pink kid, also known as: Pinky, Pinkay, peinky, peenky, peenkey, pinkay, pink whale, pink whao, pink kid, pink bitch

Ay penkey get over here

by [Pinky] August 1, 2008

Suomi perkele

The words mentally (and physically) disabled Finnish people use when they see their country get mentioned.

-Did you see that, Finland got mentioned?
-Suomi perkele!

by FancyFuck May 29, 2022