Thot Patrol

An elite division of the police, can be found on many places. Including: Real life, ROBLOX, Discord, Skype, Steam, and many more sites and apps. The Thot Patrol keeps Thots at bay and/or exterminate them. The earth has had Thot Patrols and Thots for decades, it is and always has been the duty of the Thot Patrols to keep them from ruining our friends, family, and property.

"Oh no I see a thot trying to pet my dog, guess I'll have to call the Thot Patrol"

by Hemllock August 9, 2018

You bet your sweet patootie

It means the same as the phrases, "you bet your ass" and, "you bet your dick and balls".
That is, you're absolutely, positively, 100% certain about the final outcome of a situation.

{Seen on a website about flashlights, LEDs, and lasers}:
I tried to cut through the outer casing to bare metal with the blade of a Swiss army knife, and with some minor difficulty, I was able to do so. This shows the unit has a Type II anodized finish to it (...)
Would I really cut up a brand spanken new $450.00 laser? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.

by Telephony May 30, 2015

pole patrol

A group faggots on the prowl to get huge cock from young men. Often willing to pay for it.

G-Unit is a pole patrol crew.

by TruthMaster November 24, 2007

Thot patrol officer

Noun. A highly skilled carefully chosen group of men who are able to sniff out thots out of thin air.

A thot woman unwittingly walks up to a random guy or so she thought. He’s actually a thot patrol officer. She says to him hey do you know where I can score some free sex? He says no, go away. I don’t want you around me or my friends.

by B-rizzle November 30, 2018

Cute patoot

When someone’s really adorable or cute (in looks or personality)
Can also be used as ”cutie patootie”

”Aww, you’re such a cute patoot!”

by ehr:) March 16, 2019

Beast Patrol

When someone is in the process of blowing up. Especially pertinent in sports when you can sense that a player is about to take the game over. They are about to become other-worldly and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it.

Think The Incredible Hulk or the Wolfman just prior to transmogrification.

It can also be used in the past tense to describe someone who completely dominated their opponent in such a fashion that made you feel somewhat bad for the other person/team.

Oh shit son, are you watching this Penguins - Capitals game? Alexander Ovechkin is on beast patrol right now, I think he might end up with a hat trick when all is said and done.

(Past tense) Man did you see what the Spurs did to the Nets last night? It was just unfair, Tony Parker was on beast patrol all night, the Nets players were like deer in the headlights whenever he had the ball. He was scoring at will on them.

by Rogue Squirrel February 10, 2010

Paw Patrolled

Paw Patrolled is a sex move that requires the highest of precision. As you're fingering a girl, you yell at the top of your lungs "LETS DIVE IN!" and promptly jump in headfirst into her asshole. Lube is discouraged.

Guy 1: "Hey man, I paw patrolled my girl last night. It was wild, I had to get 3 other people to pull me out. Shits' wild man."
Guy 2: "Holy shit I should try that!!!!"

by YeetThatMeat September 17, 2018