Pastorly

Strictly non gay

Straight

Hetrosexual

eg. we have a pastorly relationship

he is pastorly

by signorgonzalez May 22, 2011

Pasteurbation

noun

1.The act of using pasteurized milk as lubricant while pleasuring oneself.

2. The act of spilling milk on a laptop whilst looking at porn, consequently voiding any warranty under which the PC might be.

3. The acting of rubbing one out to grazing cattle.

After receiving blue balls from his girlfriend, Jon resorted to pasteurbation when he realized he ran out of lotion.

After speaking with a Geek about repairing her computer, Peggy became irate once she was told her PC's warranty was void. After further inquiry, she discovered that milk spillage was not covered. She later realized that her son, Byron, was into some heavy, habitual pasteurbation.

by BulldogNelly June 20, 2012

Pastor Brag

When a Pastor sneaks something they should or shouldn't be bragging about into a sermon, photo caption, or conversation. Most commonly used as #pastorbrag.

Pastor: Yeah we're going on a four week vacation to Hawaii. Our friends hooked us up with a legit place to stay too, it's where Jimmy Fallon stays when he's on vacation, and where George Clooney spent his second honeymoon.

Friend of Pastor: Whoa dude, that's kinda a Pastor Brag. You should be more humble about your blessings brother.

by usercompany May 3, 2017

Pastroodle

(n.) Sweaty and slimy sexual intercourse.
(v.) Turning your partners butthole inside-out.

V. Me and Duncan were pastroodling and his dad walked in.. and then joined.
N. Me and my girl just walked out of the sauna, we had pastroodle.

by charlie’s bitch March 27, 2020

Pastel red

Literally the best color in the world. Basically kinda like pink but abit darker or just like red and a bit lighter. The color is just in the right balance. Its also a beautiful color on clothes

I love this pastel red shirt!

by Smartest person alive duh July 16, 2021

Grundle paste

Caution: not for teeth. The greasy substance that may be under your finger nails after a nice long grundle scratch.

Your grundle paste on my nails made it look like I had a old French manicure.

by Jmarsh March 23, 2013

post paste

Love juice that develops when someone sees a post that induces successful masturbation.

Connor was scrolling through online and saw an image that demanded action. As he was cleaning up his post paste, his mom walked in and expressed her disappointment.

by von groovy February 21, 2019