Pared

A Spanish word meaning wall, also an Arabic term similar to an I.E.D, or an improvised explosive device.

"Dang bro, you really threw that Pared into the coffee shop."

"Yeah dude while throwing it, it screamed PARED ALLAKBAR!"

by PoopIdiotPoopFuck September 28, 2020

Parallel Parked

The instance when you are head-on approaching someone for a hug, and they surprisingly turn their body at the last second... Thus, resulting in the most awkward sidehug known to man.

Sally: How did the date end?

Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.

by MizzM. December 5, 2011

Parked off

Few meanings;

To hide something, To get drunk, To get high or To get so drunk and/or high you get lost and end up sleeping in a random place (parked off).

Dave: Who's getting parked off tonight ?

Richie: Wouldn't mind getting parked off tonight.
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Kierzy: Getting out of this house, Gettin parked off.

Dave: Cool story bro.

by Dave Dub August 17, 2011

double parked

A woman taking 2 dicks at the same time, doggy style

Did you see that slut get double parked in that porno?

by ub3rst4r August 4, 2014

parched

when you've been out all night smoking boges and you wake up the next morning in dire need of a drink

max: paaarrrcccheeeeddd i need a vitamin water. parched

by badgers89 February 24, 2009

parked VIP

A car parked across 2 or more spaces, preferable sideways.

Yo, did you see that Black TL? It's parked VIP.

by co1063 May 29, 2008

parped

To improve ones position on the league table of folding/ crunching past that of another persons. Commonly referred to as parping or stomping in folding but generally known as "getting ahead" or "beating".
re: Folding@HOME or SETI@HOME.
see also: borged, borging

I parped you so bad hahaha you'll never catch up with me i'm borging the whole office!

by Saberu April 27, 2006