Imagine a cute little baby, a few rainbows after a nice spring shower, the feeling of turning your pillow to to 'cold side', then imagine the complete opposite. No fuck that...imagine a furious bear charging at you, pissed because you took his bamboo, now imagine him tearing your arms off and eating your face...whole. Then, after he has decapitated you, he pees on your carcass. They have also been known to defecate on your carpet.
by Matrix_Bunny September 22, 2008
when u have a 4 way with 3 guys and 1 girl. and there is one white guy one black guy and one asian guy. then you do it. this is a panda
by goldy31313 July 20, 2011
by Bavarian Creme November 28, 2009
When referring to a human it is a Work-Safe way of calling someone a cunt!
The reason Panda's are cunts is due to the fact they refuse to breed, possible the pickiest eater on the Planet...
Taken from the Jim Jefferies Comedy routine
The reason Panda's are cunts is due to the fact they refuse to breed, possible the pickiest eater on the Planet...
Taken from the Jim Jefferies Comedy routine
by Busrolled March 12, 2014
when you feel tired and hungry and you just feel like doing nothing at all. You know that feeling when you feel really weak and hungry? This is 'panda' at it's worst. You can be panda after a sports event, or just because of a busy lifestyle. Panda's are awesome animals and they also have the best name. Panda is so easy to say and is very catchy at the same time.
Yo let's go play basketball ! Nah man I'm fuckin panda.
Lets go for a walk, nah bro im so panda.
Ughhh what a hard practice..word i'm fukin panda.
Morning after a hangover: Yo wats up? Fuckkkkk dawg im so panda let's reach mc donald's...
Lets go for a walk, nah bro im so panda.
Ughhh what a hard practice..word i'm fukin panda.
Morning after a hangover: Yo wats up? Fuckkkkk dawg im so panda let's reach mc donald's...
by J20- February 24, 2010
by Meh=Chips September 17, 2005
a) what chu wanna eat tonight
b) I don't know I want a lot of food thought
c) well what's open?
d) I dunno. everything in redding closes at 9 o'clock
e) lets go to panda
f) yeah panda
g) hope my noodles aren't crunchy and my chicken is hot
b) I don't know I want a lot of food thought
c) well what's open?
d) I dunno. everything in redding closes at 9 o'clock
e) lets go to panda
f) yeah panda
g) hope my noodles aren't crunchy and my chicken is hot
by practicalgreen July 11, 2008