when you cum on a person's face and punch them in both eyes. the resulting bruised and cum laden face is known as 'the panda'.
'I love a little bukkake session...I also like it rough. PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKING FACE!'
"AIGHT, BITCH" *Thwat* Thwat*
"Yeahhhh" *Looks into the mirror* "I look like Kung Fu Panda"
THE PANDA
"AIGHT, BITCH" *Thwat* Thwat*
"Yeahhhh" *Looks into the mirror* "I look like Kung Fu Panda"
THE PANDA
by Fo_Sho March 21, 2012
1) A panda is a black person that dresses, talks, and/or acts white and loves Asian things, e.g. manga, anime, etc.
2) A panda is a white person that dresses, talks, and/or acts black and loves Asian things, e.g. manga, anime, etc.
3) A lazy person that much like a panda is too lazy to have sex and just eats instead.
4) A social event not focused in search for sexual conquest but instead to consume giant amounts of alcohol. In other words getting shammered.
2) A panda is a white person that dresses, talks, and/or acts black and loves Asian things, e.g. manga, anime, etc.
3) A lazy person that much like a panda is too lazy to have sex and just eats instead.
4) A social event not focused in search for sexual conquest but instead to consume giant amounts of alcohol. In other words getting shammered.
1) Andre: Last night? I was was folding cloths while watching Naruto.
Deon: Panda.
2) Justin: Yo dawg you catch that bleach marathon on A.S. last night?
Bill : You're such a panda, dude.
3) Jenny: You want to have sex?
Jim: Nah. I just made tacos.
Jenny: Fucking panda!
4) Oh shit! This party is so panda.
Deon: Panda.
2) Justin: Yo dawg you catch that bleach marathon on A.S. last night?
Bill : You're such a panda, dude.
3) Jenny: You want to have sex?
Jim: Nah. I just made tacos.
Jenny: Fucking panda!
4) Oh shit! This party is so panda.
by OMFGPANDA September 10, 2010
Racial slur for those of African descent
"Look at those damn pandas. Going to lower my property values."
"In the war of northern aggression, the yanks stole our pandas"
"In the war of northern aggression, the yanks stole our pandas"
by _cp3o April 20, 2016
Slang term for genetal herpes. Looks Cute and cuddly on the outside, but "The Panda" can be mean and vicious.
1) I slept with this hot chick last night, but the bitch gave me the panda
2) Watch out for that slut. She has the panda...
3) I really want to sleep with this girl. But I think she has the panda
4) The panda is like a fruitcake. You get it at least once a year but you never want it
5) If you have it, The Panda is the gift that keeps on giving...If you want it or not...
2) Watch out for that slut. She has the panda...
3) I really want to sleep with this girl. But I think she has the panda
4) The panda is like a fruitcake. You get it at least once a year but you never want it
5) If you have it, The Panda is the gift that keeps on giving...If you want it or not...
by x_hunter_x March 11, 2011
Slang term used in reference to a specific type of Scene-kid, often derisively. Usually the sort that wears excessively dark clothing, chains, spiked collars, fishnets, etc. This is all contrasted with white face paint; the subject also applies black face paint around his eyes. The overall effect is that the subject looks comical; like a "panda".
by Scene Hunter August 11, 2005
Man 1-*looks at a chick*
"DAMN look at her PANDAS!"
Man 2- "DAMN I KNOW they're INYOURFACEALICIOUS!"
"DAMN look at her PANDAS!"
Man 2- "DAMN I KNOW they're INYOURFACEALICIOUS!"
by Your Faces Faces Face June 18, 2005
Hairy gay man normally referred to as a bear is a Panda when that hairy gay dude is Asian.
A hairy GAM Gay Asian Male
A highly prized item sought out by rice queens. You try to find a hairy Asian.
A hairy GAM Gay Asian Male
A highly prized item sought out by rice queens. You try to find a hairy Asian.
I'm trying to catch a Panda tonight so I'm flagging my stuffed Panda... Left Pocket! Hanky Code
My Panda's not big, but he's hairy.
My Panda's not big, but he's hairy.
by Cmont March 31, 2008