porn 

gods gift to mankind, also hated on by femanists because they themselfs are too ugly to be in one.

porn helping men(and now apperantly women) learn the art of one hand type sence the invention of the internet.

porn by sema February 14, 2005

Porn 

The most effective virus to the male brain and in rare occurrence a occurs in females, the virus causes a person's right hand to change and can leave a male with premature ejaculation, usually exists in the form of a visual clip

It's obvious Jason watches porn

Porn by Krispywitch235 March 24, 2017

Porn 

To put a penis in a vagina

Lets have porn

Porn by anonymous September 14, 2020

Porn 

I think you're on the wrong website. You disgust me.

Johny told Sam what porn was, he didn't quite understand so he looked it up on Urban Dictionary. Poor Sam.

Porn by ProfessorUrban June 16, 2015

Porn 

Old paintings your grandparents like to wack off to, publicly, in the museums.

"I'm feeling horny," says Ruth "Maybe I should go wack off to some of Michelangelo's nude paintings. Respectable porn."

Porn by Proud Nudist October 8, 2009

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THE REASON WHY YOUR MOM DOESNT LOVE YOU

Mom: I saw you watching porn last night
Son: shit! Really
Mom: next time can I join?
Son: you wanna fuck
Mom: this is the reason I dont love you

Porn by Spooky ryleigh October 16, 2019

Porn 

A type of way adults can ejaculate. It is used by uncultured fappers.

Person1: I watch porn
Person2: Uncultured swine I watch hentai

Porn by NuggetInc September 23, 2020