Owned

To Own. To dominate, to defeat by a large margin.
NOTE: Only lonely virgin geek ass pricks use this term, and its other variations such as: own3d, 0wn3d, 0wned, etc.
A good way to tell if someone lacks a social life and is still a virgin is if they use this faggot ass word. Stupid nerd ass geeks.

"LMAOAMLAMOAML i just beat you for the 4th straight time in QUAKE, you got str8 OWNED!!!!"

"OMG i was in the chatroom and i OwNeD 2 girls with my funny jokes LMAOMALAMO! LMAOOOOOOO! OWNED!!!!!! OH FUCK!"

by Fat Cop June 14, 2006

OWNED

When a person gets accidentally hurt, laughed at, and all that jazz. It is now used more often, specially on youtube, many videos are up just by typing in OWNED. Owned is now a new word to use instead of Embarrassment, humiliation, etc...

Boy gives a note to his girlfriend to her locker BUT it was a wrong locker, turns out that the locker belongs to girl that likes him. (see, he doesn't have a clue of what his done)
Boy chit-chatting with his friends...
The crushin' girl walks towards him...
Girl: hey, thanks for the letter, ofcourse i will be you valentine.. (giggles while blushing)
Boy: what letter?
Girl: don't be silly, the heart shaped that you slipped into my locker...?!?
Boy: Oh that, can i have it please? (confusedd???)
Girl: okay here....
Girl gives him the note, still blushing.
Boy: hey babe, (he yells across the room) here is your note, happy valentines day.
Everyone looks at the crushin'girl saying OWNED.
"ooooooo she just got owned.."

-A man cheats on his girlfriend (setting- mall)
Woman: are you fucking cheating on me?
Man: absolutely not baby.
Woman: then what the hell is this? (holding underwear that she found in his pocket)
Man: baby thats yours..
Woman makes a big scene, telling him its not hers...
SLAP!! everyone gasp, while looking..
HE JUST GOT OWNED...

by KRONG-KRONG February 20, 2008

owned it

When an über-chic, or star-studded event has many VIP attendees wearing their most fabulous jewellery, designer clothing and "werking" amazing hairstyles and make-up...but one singular woman (or man) stands out above the rest as having the most memorable "look"; you would say:
"They OWNED the evening"

"There were many glamorous people in attendance at 1997's FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL premiere, but Elizabeth Hurley in that amazing black Versace safety-pin dress? Gurrrl; bitch OWNED it... mmkay?"

by Jaymayokay August 19, 2016

Owned

Owned August 2nd, 2005:
Game: Halo 2
Gametype: Team Fiesta on Lockout.

I turn to Sniper tower to see a Rocket launched directly at my face. In an instinctive reaction I pull the trigger just as my sights pass over the Rocketeers face. HEADSHOT. I then proceed to sidestep the rocket and come away from the battle unscathed...That is owned.

My defintion speaks for itself.

by Tod Higgins September 13, 2005

own

a verb means "to own"
It can be used in two meanings:
1. is Elite means to pwn, to kill some1
2. to have something that is yours.

<n00b> Hey Dude I own this car, don't touch it
<h4x0r> That car must be a n00b if a you ownd it
<n00b> wtf?
<h4x0r> haha n00b

by CMEX June 12, 2005

Owned

Owned- What happens to Maddy Fondren every time she talks shit to Clair Box on Facebook. Usually occurs on Rachel Stricklands wall.

When Maddy deleted all her post's cause she couldn't decide on what dumb shit she wanted to say and Clair said "think quick Maddy" She got owned.

by GETBIGNIGGA June 16, 2010

~owned~

Excellent saying expressing superiority over another being. Made by the legendary Crank It Out of RuneScape.

Crank: Your face is a grand canyon; Crank: ~owned~

by Jihad0000000001 January 25, 2008