orphan cough

the chronic cough caused by cigarette smoking.

person 1: "you should quit smoking..."

person 2: "yeah, I'm starting to get an orphan cough."

by alaskan cougher October 29, 2007

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tree orphan

A dirty , weed smoking hippie who's parents have died from a drug overdose. Often used as an insult.

You don't support the war in Iraq? You goddamn tree orphan!
"I heard that guy talks to trees." "He is such a tree orphan."

by swag_rabbit69 August 26, 2017

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orphan socks

Socks that don’t have a match. Socks that are just all alone because the other one is missing.

I just did laundry and I have a bunch of orphan socks because they’re matches are missing!!

“Oh no I lost my other sock! I guess this one is an orphan sock now until I find the other!”

by Pipperoo October 14, 2017

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[Blackberry] orphan

A kid whose status hungry parents forget they have a child, and would rather check emails and send text than attend to their children's needs.

Kid: Mom I'm in the tub ready for my bath, could you please help me so I don't drown.

Mom: ........... (click)...(click)...(click)...(click)...

Kid: Mom!....

That kid is a Blackberry orphan...

by Best Time August 19, 2008

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Killing Orphans

A euphemism for sex, which is handy if you want to speak in code or around people your age who accept killing orphans as a legitimate pastime. It is also useful because of its broad applications and versatility, the speed of sex, the speed of the orphan killings, the type of sex, stabbing, shooting or probing, etc., etc.

Killing Orphans: A euphemism or code for sex, used to talk about various sex stuff while people are around
(to friend when people are around): Oh boy I can't wait to kill some orphans tonight...
(talking about someones sexual exploits in code): Did you hear about Brennan? he killed before and he is planning to kill again!!

by qwertyuippoiuytrewq February 12, 2022

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