A term used for a large wad of paper currency or bankroll. Usualy a hundred or fifty dollar bill is placed on top of a big roll of one dollar bills to impress others that they have alot of money. When the roll is taken out of the pocket, the first thing everyone notices is that hundred dollar bill with about twenty to thirty 'one dollar bills' folded under it. Could also be called Nigga-loaf to sound less racist.
This dude dressed like a pimp took out a huge roll of money to pay the doorman at the club last night. By the way he was dressed, that roll of money he flashed just had to be a nigger loaf!
by Keith1978 February 04, 2006
Or to pinch a loaf - having a shit
1. yo bitch get my dinner ready, i'm gonna go pinch a loaf
2. i wouldn't go in there for 35-40 minutes, some bastards' pinched a loaf
2. i wouldn't go in there for 35-40 minutes, some bastards' pinched a loaf
by Bob April 06, 2004
Similar to turd cutter, loaf pincher is used to reference any type of ass worth mentioning, good or bad, preferably good. Occasionally abbreviated as just "LP".
"Damn Ben, did you see Nicole's loaf pincher in those jeans today? Sick!"
"Yo, my wife is in the next room, but check out the LP on that one!" - Kyle
"Yo, my wife is in the next room, but check out the LP on that one!" - Kyle
by cmikes March 21, 2007
Feces, shit or poop found in an urban enviroment such as a street, sidewalk, parking lot etc. The 'urban loaf' is usually of human origin but can also be of animal origin depending on the size of the feces.
Tim was so drunk coming home from the bar that he couldn't wait to find a toilet and took an 'urban loaf' right there on the sidewalk.
by Christopher Nelson September 28, 2006
Lit., A dish traditionally served to inmates or shipmates, rumored to contain saltpeter (potassium nitrate or sodium nitrate), a notorious suppressor of male libido; Figuratively, any unsaisfying answer, inadequate response, or chicken-shit explanation given by the powers-that-be to anyone subject to their authority.
"I tried to get a straight answer from the warden, but all he was dealin' was confinement loaf."
"I asked her ten times what was wrong, but all she'd serve me was confinement loaf."
"The reporters kept coming back to what Bush actually said, but all they could get from his press-secretary was confinement loaf."
"I asked her ten times what was wrong, but all she'd serve me was confinement loaf."
"The reporters kept coming back to what Bush actually said, but all they could get from his press-secretary was confinement loaf."
by Dr. Warren James April 26, 2007
the act of pooping but not snapping it off, then proceeding to squat over a partner and have them give felatio to the poop
by Nicky K.O October 10, 2011