The act of sneaking up on someone, pulling down your pants, and spreading your butt cheeks. Once you are in position get the persons attention and then defecate once they look in your direction.
The act of defecating in front of an unsuspecting person.
A poop prank.
The act of defecating in front of an unsuspecting person.
A poop prank.
The camping trip was going great until Mike dry spiced on the camp fire. We had to move to a different camp site because nothing smells worse than burning shit.
by The Spice master June 7, 2013
Get the Dry Spicemug. A cunning device used to thwart muffin rapists.
To turn the tables on those dastardly muffin rapists one hollows out a muffin, fills it with a dry substance such as saw dust, eider down or lichen. When the delinquent thief snatches your muffin and devours it they are left with unpleasant dryness in the mouth.
To turn the tables on those dastardly muffin rapists one hollows out a muffin, fills it with a dry substance such as saw dust, eider down or lichen. When the delinquent thief snatches your muffin and devours it they are left with unpleasant dryness in the mouth.
"Hey Jaoquin, that vile muffin rapist Pedro has been giving me grief, lets see how he likes this dry muffin in his mouth!!"
by muffiosa March 19, 2009
Get the dry muffinmug. by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
Get the Dry Clammug. A colloquial expression used to describe any situation that is unsavory, unsatisfactory or in very poor condition.
I haven't had sex in months. I'm sort of dry and crusty.
I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.
Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.
Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.
I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.
Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.
Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016
Get the Dry and Crustymug. When a male gets an erection from out of nothing. It just randomly gets hard. There is no hot girl or anything else that can cause a boner.
by rudyj2112 August 17, 2010
Get the Dry Bonermug. When you say fuck it to the world and all it’s expectation, pack your essentials in a dry bag, tie that shit around your waist and just start swimming.
Hey girl, wanna go dry bagging later? If you get tired, just rest your chest on the dry bag and enjoy the ride.
by skachild86 June 28, 2020
Get the dry baggingmug. When a girl performs oral sex on a boy when he still has his pants on, much like an OTPHJ(over the pants handjob).
My buddy Jared told me he was hooking up with a chick and very excited when she went down on him, but ended up confused and disappointed when she gave him dry dome.
by SmooTH1986 June 2, 2018
Get the dry domemug.