hetero micro-attraction

When a heterosexual person offers comments to another person of the same gender about how nice something looks on them or how attractive he/she is.

Dude, your Moustache is awesome! Sorry for the Hetero micro-attraction, but what kind of wax do you use in it?

by Jp Armstrong November 29, 2017

Your petero a hetero

The worst insult known to man. Can cause someone's fucking organs to melt. It's even worse than your brother a mother, your sister a mister, your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your grandpap a trap and even your granny tranny.

Tom: Your mom gay
Jerry: Your dad lesbian
Tom: Your granny tranny
Jerry: Your grandpap a trap
Tom: Your sister a mister
Jerry: Your brother a mother
Tom: You have insulted me for the last time...you have made me do this
Jerry:Dear god tom, please no!
Tom: Your petero a hetero.
Jerry: organs fail and liquify

by Iamprotog3nt May 18, 2018

you grandma hetero

an even worse insult than bothur mum gay and ur dad lsbian put togather.

Guy: ur mom gay,
Me: ur dad lesbian,
Guy: you grandma hetero

by personbelowhellagay February 25, 2018

hetero cis normative

A totally heterosexual cisgender normal person. Usually closed minded and/or a Trump supporter.

Help! Get me back to my people, I’m trapped in hetero cis normative TikTok!!

by Short but Spicy October 1, 2020

hetero white cis male

The wrong way to be a human being.

hetero white cis males suck
please dont kill me urban dictionary it was just a joke

by Stupid Af June 27, 2021

Crafty Hetero

A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.

Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.

by LouisLouis November 11, 2015

hetero-matching

When straight boys wear two slightly different shades of the same color in one outfit.

They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.

My boyfriend insists that his red t-shirt looks great with his not-quite-the-same-shade-of red basketball shorts, but anyone with half a retina can tell it's only hetero-matching.

by Percival Sweetwater II August 16, 2021