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ass to none

Nothing. Nada. Zip.

Ass to none is just a way to say “little to nothing”, meaning there is a very small amount in either a literal or metaphorical sense depending on context.
Jenny: “How much was your paycheck this week?”
Kate: “Even with my overtime? Ass to none.”
by gummybear1452 October 14, 2023
mugGet the ass to nonemug.

None Of Yo Beeswax

by SullyGaming January 20, 2022
mugGet the None Of Yo Beeswaxmug.

Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.
"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"
by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025
mugGet the Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishingmug.

None of us

Nobody, nobody who's here.
"None of us asked"
by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 March 18, 2022
mugGet the None of usmug.

none of them

A sarcastic comment one makes when trying to inform a person they don't want to make a decision
You: What flavor of ice cream do you want?
Friend: none of them
by MegaFaggotMt October 5, 2017
mugGet the none of themmug.
Like this definition if the following is true: none of the above.
Don’t rate this definition if the following is true: all of the above.

Answer! Let’s look at the text on the top. It says none of the below, meaning the middle text and bottom text shouldn’t be true. The top text states that the middle text is actually false, meaning that the top text is proving itself correct. Let’s consider the top text may be true, so the middle text can’t be true. Now if we take the bottom text, it can’t be correct as we already know the middle text is false. That means we have to dislike this definition. The top text says “Dislike this definition if the following is true: none of the below.”
by ΒITCHES May 6, 2022
mugGet the Dislike this definition if the following is true: none of the below.mug.

None of my business

Ukrainian men are dying so you can get fucked by fat cocks you piece of shit.
Hym "Nothing is none of my business. You're a bigot."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
mugGet the None of my businessmug.

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