TTAS nonce Hamza

He is a big gnonce and he likes his cheese 8 years matured like he likes his kids. If you see him run because he will molest you ic you are under 18 because he only likes kids.

Oh look, he just touched lauren melbourne. He is such a TTAS nonce hamza.

by Ttas reporter March 26, 2019

Nana Nonce

A word used to describe an old styled person who is additionally a pedo.

Holly you’re such a nana nonce.

by Peepee47 February 12, 2020

biffy nonce

A peadophile who is also very stupid

Chrissie: so Will, how was work today?

Will: it was alright, we arrested a peado who wasn’t just into kids, but was dead stupid too

Chrissie: ah, you caught yourself a biffy nonce

by Chilly1998 May 11, 2020

Bread Nonce

A person with an inability to consume bread, or any other gluten based consumables without an immediate and often long lasting effect to their digestive system.

Sometimes referred to as 'coeliacs' the person can often be identified by the need to constantly remind all that they can't eat gluten.

'Well I was going to suggest pizza hut for lunch, but we've got Bren the bread Nonce with us.'

by BrettRambo November 17, 2021

Taxi nonce

A taxi driver that slags controllers off, but buys them stuff ie, beer, spirits & doughnuts in return for a decent job

I see that Stephen is on his way to London again with a fare, yes he’s been in the base & dropped off a bottle of brandy the taxi nonce

by Johnb34 March 28, 2022

ye wee nonce

An insult commonly said in a Scottish accent.

Oi shut up ye wee nonce.

by Manchester is shit December 1, 2017

Jack the Nonce

nonce.

“have u seen jack the nonce?”
“yeah he was watching some 5 year olds”

by nonce9H January 19, 2019