myspace celebrity

Person who becomes famous, only for having a myspace with billions of friends.

example: Anthony Vanity, Jeffree Star, Tila Tequila, Forbidden

Dude, she's somebody, she's a myspace celebrity!

by simplydumb April 1, 2007

myspace pose

the most commonly used pose for myspace poses, cliché especially in many teenage girls. Typically shows lips in a pout, and them making a peace sign. The picture is mostly taken from a downward pointing angel, or in the bathroom. Often photoshopped.

OMG, Kelly's new profile picture is so classic myspace pose, how unoriginal.

by 2caroline2 March 11, 2009

myspacing

(verb) the action of working with myspace or using myspace.

Albert: Hey man what are you doing?
Kevin: I'm here myspacing, you know checking comments and stuff.

by CXB July 24, 2005

Myspace Vanishing Act

To delete your myspace.com profile without warnings to your online friends.

To drop off the myspace earth.

This is usually necessary due to myspace stalkers, psychotics that take myspace too seriously or a general distaste for what myspace has done to your life.

I went on Jane's profile today, she pulled a myspace vanishing act!

by Meredith(MissM) February 7, 2007

myspace

A place where 15 year old girls go to pretend they're 19 only to end up getting raped by 40 year old men who go there to pretend they're 17.

some preppie username like calibunny87: "Liek omagawd rtfm lol liek myspace sooo kewl dewd omg heerz my pixxx, r ent thei gr8?" =3-(o ;| }<:\

I swear to god im 17: (While fapping his dick off) "yeah, where do you live?"

by 53 October 2, 2005

Myspace Dumped

When you find out you're significant other no longer wants to be with you, after seeing that his/her status on the oh so famous myspace now claims to be 'single', as opposed to 'in a relationship'. Other big clues are when you're removed from their top 8, or they have proceeded to flirt with others in their 'comment' box. God bless Myspace.

'Did you see that Tyra's myspace says 'single' ?'

'haha, yeah, Brain was well myspace dumped' ...

by errrrr August 3, 2007

myspace whore

usually a girl but sometimes a guy can be even worse, who posts flattering high contrast photoshopped pictures of themselves in their myspace user pictures and befriends other good looking people just for the sake of vanity and being ogled. they usually flirt via the comment boxes, overusing little obnoxious phrases and tags such as "<3", "kthxbi", and any verb beginning and ending with *asterisks.*

"Hey cutie OMG thanx for the add ur pics are sooo hoTT *teehee* comment back kthxbi <3 OMG i'm such a myspace WHORE

by lauren May 13, 2005