carpet muncher

A derrogatory term which refers to the act of performing oral sex between lesbians.

There's a pair of carpet munchers.
She is a carpet muncher.
This is the act of carpet munching.

by Mr J Maddocks, BA. March 10, 2005

tuna muncher

1 an animal or creature that eats tuna fish
2 someone male or female who licks dirty pussies

1 that dolphin is such a tuna muncher

2 wow john is such a dirty tuna muncher

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 28, 2003

Mulchero

Hard-working, Hispanic landscaping worker, prevalent in expensive neighbourhoods.

Rodrigo could tell by the pungent, earthy odour and the neatness of his flower beds that the mulcheros had visited that day.

by superdougio April 14, 2009

pill muncher

Someone who consumers too many pills (pingers) and as a result becomes exceedingly mongy.

Oi Jordan you pill muncher, stop scoffing pingers or you're gonna land yourself in the medical tent again.

by pill scoffer J man October 28, 2015

Cunt Muncher

A Cunt Muncher thinks they know what they are talking about, but in reality everything they say is utter bullshit. Cunt Munchers think they are intellectually superior than everyone else but they are actually morons.

What the fuck is this guy talking about? He is a huge Cunt Muncher for saying something so stupid.

Shut the fuck up Cunt Muncher you don't know shit.

by Bloodlesskills June 10, 2016

raisin muncher

1. Someone who willing eats raisins. Usually also wears socks with sandals, listens to soft rock and enjoys other perverse snacks such as Fig Newtons, date squares and mince pies. Mostly found in the wild in the United Kingdom and its former colonies.

2. A tight-arse.

1. I always suspected that Steve was a raisin muncher, but today I confirmed it when I found an empty Sun-Maid box on his desk.

2. Rick: Did you hear that the mayor is going to increase property taxes by 0.1% and use the money to fund special education programs? This is ridiculous.
Bob: Are you listening to yourself? Quit being a raisin muncher.

by lewis1901 June 24, 2016

Fart Muncher

The name you call someone when They open their mouth after you say that you farted.

That man is a real Fart Muncher!

by Coolest dude June 5, 2018