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tall, skinny, unmuscular, man that generally with small or no genitals
Wow did you see that mutchler and his mom.
mutchler by Sterling Boylan September 14, 2007

making a muthler 

is an expression for a hobby investment banker going home too early

muthler is derived from mute
damn it, he is making a muthler again ->

this lame guy leaves us high and dry every time
making a muthler by Nick Leeson January 4, 2010

mitchlering 

to cheat at mario kart 64 in the ways of garrick mitchler
i was racing on wario stadium and he was mitchlering me by using a lightning item before the big jump
mitchlering by Vincent Graves June 17, 2008
To coddle in an extremely affectionate manner. To hug, kiss, etc.
I want to mutcher that cat!
mutcher by firestar3590 January 4, 2010
Mutch·er Much-er

A person who butchers the act of cunnilingus.
"Man he completely mutchered muff diving!"
"I hope i dont get another mutcering tonight."
Mutcher by ElDropbearo August 26, 2013

devin mutchner

Devin Mutchner aka devon is a cool, short, and bald headed guy. He simps over women named Valerie (aka me writing this) #ghostrider he only has two friends (me and nataly.) He smokes a little too much for his own good, it is very concerning..this is also for assigned for you stop smoking if you are reading this DEVIN MUTCHNER. I think I like you behind all of that hair, please get a haircut and grow a pair and get bitches. (not the bitches part , im your only route) Twin flames remember ??? Two souls! You are the Edward to my Bella. So if you try to leave me, read this mf urban dick if you trying to leave me , it will never work btw <3)
DEVIN MUTCHNER: you're delicious

ME: CONDOMS
devin mutchner by poopyloopy23 March 25, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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