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a tall skinny unmuscular person usually the kind with a small penis
That mutchler was ugly
mutchler by Sterling Boylan September 8, 2007
Words you can keep
tall, skinny, unmuscular, man that generally with small or no genitals
Wow did you see that mutchler and his mom.
mutchler by Sterling Boylan September 14, 2007

making a muthler 

is an expression for a hobby investment banker going home too early

muthler is derived from mute
damn it, he is making a muthler again ->

this lame guy leaves us high and dry every time
making a muthler by Nick Leeson January 4, 2010

mitchlering 

to cheat at mario kart 64 in the ways of garrick mitchler
i was racing on wario stadium and he was mitchlering me by using a lightning item before the big jump
mitchlering by Vincent Graves June 17, 2008
To coddle in an extremely affectionate manner. To hug, kiss, etc.
I want to mutcher that cat!
mutcher by firestar3590 January 4, 2010
Mutch·er Much-er

A person who butchers the act of cunnilingus.
"Man he completely mutchered muff diving!"
"I hope i dont get another mutcering tonight."
Mutcher by ElDropbearo August 26, 2013

devin mutchner

Devin Mutchner aka devon is a cool, short, and bald headed guy. He simps over women named Valerie (aka me writing this) #ghostrider he only has two friends (me and nataly.) He smokes a little too much for his own good, it is very concerning..this is also for assigned for you stop smoking if you are reading this DEVIN MUTCHNER. I think I like you behind all of that hair, please get a haircut and grow a pair and get bitches. (not the bitches part , im your only route) Twin flames remember ??? Two souls! You are the Edward to my Bella. So if you try to leave me, read this mf urban dick if you trying to leave me , it will never work btw <3)
DEVIN MUTCHNER: you're delicious

ME: CONDOMS
devin mutchner by poopyloopy23 March 25, 2022
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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