Uncle Murphy

A comic series created by Ifunny user Guwutine that seeks to build the story and lore of Uncle Murphy, a character featured in a few doge memes that circled the internet.

Man I can't wait for the finale finale of Uncle Murphy , it's such a cool comic

by Donny0 November 5, 2020

Cillian Murphy

Fittest man alive

Cillian Murphy is the fittest man alive

by Peakyblinders444 November 16, 2020

murphy's law

I have seen it quoted in this manner: "If there are two or more ways to do something and one of those results in a catastrophe, then someone will do it that way." It is more a psychological law than a superstition then.

by Thermaland October 31, 2003

Murphy's Traffic Law

The simple fact of reality which states that whenever one is in a hurry, one or more of the following effects are experienced when driving a car:

-Chance of encountering consecutive red lights is increased.

-When in an intersection, chance of having a left turn larry in your line is increased.

-Chance of getting stuck behind an extremely conservative driver or a naturally slower vehicle is greatly increased.

Basically, the Murphy's Law of driving. If you need to get their fast, you're going to get their less quickly.

Boss - You're late.

Flunky - Sorry. 6 red lights in a row, got stuck behind an 18-wheeler, and it seemed like everyone just wanted to turn left today.

Crony - Murphy's Traffic Law. Respect.

by magzillas November 7, 2010

mumphy

mumphy

adj. A combined feeling of laziness, slight disappointment, low energy, and melancholy.

Pooh Bear and the gang all went to find honey, but Eeyore stayed in the meadow because he felt mumphy.

by Milo Wellington March 2, 2014

Murphy Middle School

Overall a decent middle school with shitty bathrooms, hoes, untrustworthy people, teachers that single out certain kids for no reason, and some of the dumbest rules you can think of. Even the staff can be snakes. This school has its perks but it can also be a living hell. Bringing things from out of school to school punishment. Kids from the school constantly getting probation and put in juvenile detention. Although it's not the best, it could be way worse. Other than what I've mentioned there are some good people that I've met in this school (teachers and students). Let's just say it's not a terrible school.

I lost my virginity at Murphy Middle School

by Fuckmurphymiddleschoolashton January 28, 2018

Murphy's Touch

We all have heard of The Midas touch. In Greek mythology, King Midas had the ability - and the curse - to turn everything he touched into gold.

The Murphy's touch: Everything he touches turns into shit.

(As seen on Newsvine.com)

Boss: I'm giving the project to John.

Me: Don't do it, Boss. John's got a Murphy's Touch.

by Cipher-0 March 31, 2009