Cookie Munter

A person that is not only really ugly (munter), but also really fat.

God *she* is a right fat munter, she must eat loads of cookies, *she's* a Cookie Munter!

by manutdot September 21, 2010

Ugly Ginger Munter

Slack jawed, saggy titted, burger faced harridan. Easily detected by the trail of dribbled food and bin juice it leaves in its wake. Normally has a shopping trolley in its front garden.

We ALL know one of these, don't we?

by Dirty Sanchez May 01, 2003

munter hunter

Fergus Toolan

Fergus Toolan is a prime example of a munter hunter

by K5girl March 11, 2011

super munter

Please see a "Scotty"

by Braineiac May 07, 2003

Munter

A dirty, ugly, horrid, putrid trollop of a “woman” who’s so unreasonably fucking rank to look at it makes you want to munt (vomit)

“Mate, Amanda is the biggest munter”

“Glad you broke up with the slag she was an absolute fucking munter, lad”

by Aj the spunker May 29, 2023

Munter

A bloke of notable ugliness, untouchable without extreme levels of drunkenness.

OMG what a munter. I wouldn’t touch him with your dick.

by Fannie Mae May 25, 2019

munter

a person of inconceivable ugliness. an example of this would be mags mum

phwoaarh that lisa is a right dirty fucking munter, stupid bitch

by profeljefe122 May 25, 2025