Mumzy

that one history teacher at your secondary school that just is sound and you call her mumzy because she's like your school mother

Oi Ed we got Mumzy next in room H4

by Sam Ewins June 12, 2018

Dizzy Mummy

When your dick won't stay hard with a condom on.

Her: Why you keep going limp?
Him: It's this damn condom you're making me where. It's too tight and it's giving me a dizzy mummy.

by chedderman1 November 19, 2010

My Mummy

Its the English way to spell it you Americans.

My Mummy left my dad cause she said that he slept with my neighbour Barbra. Fuck you Barbra.

by MrMystick June 22, 2019

mumsy

A lady who looks like a mother

She is kind and friendly, a little mumsy

by grw September 14, 2005

mumphrey

The imprint you get on your skin from tight clothes or a pillow.

Dammit, I woke up from my nap with a mumphrey on my face again!

by lbarkley September 26, 2010

Red Mummy

A used tampon mistakenly placed in a load of laundry, resulting in a load of clothing with intense mentsrual odor.

LaDarrien: "Damn Keisha, you smell."
Keisha: "It ain't me pimp, my ma accidentaly dropped a red mummy."

by MBgreezy and Rboogie December 18, 2006

mummy

A human turd wrapped carefully in toilet paper to resemble a hollywood mummy. Finishing touches of eyes and a smile by magic marker. Often referred as "Mummy's Revenge" when unknowingly placed behind a toilet in it's proverbial tomb.

Shannon placed an "upper deck" on Joe, and Bill layed a "mummy" behind his toilet.

by Billy LosManios September 14, 2006