Muscle Mummy 

A jacked and juicy woman

If she can crush your skull with her things she is a muscle mummy

Muscle Mummy by Needs a muscle mummy to smash August 3, 2022

Dirty Mummy 

When you have anal sex with a partner and upon withdrawl, either you have poop dick or they shit the sheets. You then wrap the shitter in the dirty sheets and toss them outside or you wipe your dirty dick in the sheets then wrap the shitter in the sheets.

Don't have sex with Ken. I heard Jimmy fucked him and then had to give him a Dirty Mummy afterwards cuz Ken shit the bed.

Dirty Mummy by Theif in the Night January 26, 2009

crusty mummy 

when a girl is asleep, a man ejaculates on her eyes overnight, resulting in crusting over so she cannot open her eyes in the morning

"it took me 4 hours to get my vision back after that crusty mummy"

crusty mummy by mike March 26, 2005

Honey Mummy

An older woman who provides for younger boys/men. Similar to a Sugar Mummy, but sweeter.

Guy A: What is your milf paying for that tonite?
Guy B: Yea BRo, thats my Honey Mummy. After, we gonna go home and imma hit that throne.

Guy 1: Whoa damn! You got all this from that milf?
Guy 2: Yea Bro! thats my Honey Mummy, in return, my bee hits that hive.

A: Whoa damn! that milf is damn fine!
B: Yea Bro, I two-stone-one-bird that, thats my Honey Mummy.

Honey Mummy by brad17 April 17, 2009

Work Mummy 

That girl in the office that makes it her god-given duty to make sure all her co-workers are happy, healthy, fed properly and get a hug when they need it.

Guy 1: Hay, where'd you get that toast?
Guy 2: Work Mummy found out I skipped breakfast and lunch, so she made it for me and dropped it off at the cubicle.

Work Mummy by J-Cutter November 12, 2009

sphincter mummy 

Residual, rolled up pieces of toilet paper left after wiping one's rectum. These artifacts are often found tangled in the hair adjacent to the sphincter. However, they my become dislodged resulting in the universally hated foot mummy and/or shower drain mummy.

"I was changing my underwear and a sphincter mummy fell out. Howard Carter would be proud."

sphincter mummy by Moistmerkin69 May 9, 2013

Teri mummy

A slang which means "your mom". This slang originates from delhi, India and is now commonly used among 'dank' people on the internet.

"Teri mummy meri ho jaa"

Teri mummy by Metalol_fence November 27, 2021