8 definitions by J-Cutter
"Why's the server running Slow?"
"Squirrel Server's taken up all the resources"
"omg, you run your mission critical on Microsoft Squirrel? Are you insane"
"Squirrel Server's taken up all the resources"
"omg, you run your mission critical on Microsoft Squirrel? Are you insane"
by J-Cutter December 24, 2009
Slang for a broken xbox, taken from the "Red Ring of Death", where the ring of lights around the power button turn red, indicating the type of fault.
by J-Cutter January 21, 2008
"Man, I Can't wait for my new hoverboard to arrive"
"Dude, you've just been Kickroll'd - that will never work."
"Dude, you've just been Kickroll'd - that will never work."
by J-Cutter December 4, 2012
The tendency of any computer problem to be instantly fixed when anyone above a certain technical proficiency stands within a certain radius of the malfunctioning equipment
User: Whenever I try to configure my printer, it never.... hay, it's working fine. I promise I wasn't making it up...
Tecchie: It's OK. Just Midas Presence kicking in...
Tecchie: It's OK. Just Midas Presence kicking in...
by J-Cutter November 3, 2009
by J-Cutter January 21, 2008
A nickname for 30 St Mary Axe, a building in Central London, well known for it's unusual shape.
The name comes from both it's phallic outline, and the fact it looks like a spaceship Robotnik would build.
It is also been nicknamed the "Erotic Gherkin", for similar reasons
The name comes from both it's phallic outline, and the fact it looks like a spaceship Robotnik would build.
It is also been nicknamed the "Erotic Gherkin", for similar reasons
by J-Cutter January 21, 2008
When curiosity and common sense collide: Enquiring further about a subject when you know you really don't want to know the answer
"You would not believe what we did last night in the bedroom"
"I really don't want to know, but morbid curiosity has got the better of me..."
"I really don't want to know, but morbid curiosity has got the better of me..."
by J-Cutter October 27, 2007