muddy fingers

The term used to describe the act someone who works in a Lab testing peoples Faeces would engage in. Some more modern labs use little spades to transfer specimens, but this term is for the old fashion and hard core Labs.

" Hey lads i got me job back at the lab, so i guess I'll be getting muddy fingers again"

by Jebusmoore November 4, 2007

muddy stick

the act of having anal sex with your girlfriend and having her shit on your cock

i gave it to lynette in the ass and she gave me a muddy stick

by johny T. cuddler December 11, 2004

Muddy Duckskin

When you fuck a girl in the ass so balls deep, that her shit gets all over your scrotum. You don't notice the wet shit on your sack until you look down. It's quite shocking.

Unlucky Dude: What the quack, Kacie? Your mud is all over my hairy ballsack!

Kacie: It's your own damn fault for penetrating my asshole so gosh darn deep!

Unlucky Dude: Well now I have a Muddy Duckskin...thanks a lot!!!!

by Perv Tycoon February 3, 2014

muddy-shower

to be showered with water from the anus, like from an enema ect.

linda gave me a muddy-shower last night it was the best. I next time i'll wear some goggles

by matt13 April 2, 2008

muddy forest

The act of smearing poop on one's pubic hairs, then proceeding to have anal sex with a girl where the poop gets rubbed on her ass.

I gave Eva a muddy forest.

by jimmy jibberish December 12, 2007

Muddy buddies

Term for two gay male lovers. Men who like anal from another man.

Jeff and Bill don't like girls, they're muddy buddies.

by punkscum August 19, 2013

Muddy Fuck

The act or process of anal sex.

*man walks in on his wife cheating on him*

Husband: CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THIS BITCH, YOU LET HIM MUDDY FUCK YOU DIDNT YOU?

by CreepinT9X May 27, 2009