Maddie

Maddies are very special people. They are smart, funny and fun to be around. They are very artistic, sweet, loving, kind and good in bed, or so I am told. Anyone dating or anyone who has or will ever date a Maddie is truly a very lucky person!!!

Wow my girlfriend is suck a perfect person, yes, she is defiantly a Maddie!

by idontreallyfeellikeusingmyreal April 30, 2009

turkish mudpie

The act of shitting into two girls bloody vaginas, then having them perform a 69 on each other while you urinate on them.

Lastinite I gave the two sluts a turkish mudpie, and they threw up all over the place!

by MILLHOUSE and DAN May 11, 2010

Mudding

When you purposely decide to take a full days worth of shit in your pants while wearing underwear. The more shit the better, also the longer you leave it, the more dedicated you are.

Hey bro! I got these girls numbers and they want to meet us at the bar tonight, you in?
Nah man, I woke up today with the full blown urge to have a fat mudding fest all day long. I ain't gonna ruin that.

by Tuggernuts165 October 9, 2019

mudding

Anal sex while one proceeds to shit on the persecuters cock

lets gooo mudding

by Bigniggercock November 30, 2017

doing a maddie

the situation you are in when your period leaks all over your chair

'ive just leaked all over my chair! im doing a maddie !'

by 99999999999999999999999999marr January 7, 2010

Maddie

A very pretty very sexy girl. Usually a brunnette who is funny and smart. A maddie is hard to find so if you are lucky enough to find one hold on to her forever. Usually a very popular girl as well. Soulmates name is usually "Riley" or "Nick".

veryyyyyy hott girl is sooooo a Maddie!!

by xxxjbxxxlvrxxx March 11, 2009

muddment

1) The most desirable vacation destination in SoCal. A place where the media elite come to see and be seen.

2) Nirvana.

Hey, are you going to the muddment tonight?

Nah dawg, I'm not cool enough.

by marthagraham January 26, 2012