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molesté

A situational manipulation of a complicated & creepy nature. A Rube Goldbergian system designed to put the layman at an extreme disadvantage.

A scam whose totality is perceived incompletely by the "mark".

The cause of many heebeegeebees.
"I wanted to buy one of those foreclosed houses but there was too much molesté to get thru the deal."

A chess move that amplifies the impending damage to the opposing player. "That was some serious molesté right there."

The sense that your are in or near a trap. "There's way too much molesté down that dark alley, i'll take the long way."
by metaball August 15, 2009
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Molest

assault or abuse (a person, especially a woman or child) sexually.
Molest~To sit next to a 7 year old girls bed and start grabbing at her chest and touching her in places without permission.
by Sunnydill January 7, 2017
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fake modesty

when people try to be modest and say they're not gonna do something well. and then they kick ass at it and won't accept compliments and continue to bash themselves.
Asian Guy: I can't really play this piece very well...
proceeds to play piece really well
Other Guy: Dude that was great!
Asian Guy: No it wasn't.
Other Guy: Your fake modesty annoys me. Shut up and take the compliment like a man.
by seans December 24, 2007
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faggot molester

Mere words cannot describe how much of a fucking tool someone has to be to deserve being called this. To be used only when conventional insults like polesmoker, motherfucker, cocksucker, and fgt just don't get the job done.
"Why the fuck are you hitting on my little 13 year old sister?? You FUCKING FAGGOT MOLESTER!!!!"
by screwallfacistpigs September 9, 2005
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modestyblaise

f.
1) Underworld spy, female James Bond
2) sex goddess
1) She is covert like the best of modestyblaise
2) She is so modestyblaise!
by modestyblaise April 8, 2004
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Back Molester

A guy who enjoys rubbing young drunk girls backs during an innocent conversation in the hope of them rubbing his penis.
Jasus, would ya look at Coady rub'n the back of yer wan. She's absolutely no idea she's being Back Molestered!!
by leweeman November 9, 2010
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molester aura

intangible, but ever-present vibe that surrounds someone who's just-not-right, in that way.
Sabrina: "The guy sitting in front of me at the airport looks like he rapes children with fire pokers. Yeah, I am judging this guy and you would too 'cause he is filled with molester aura."
by sandspit December 26, 2009
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