Frances Morrison

Best weed smoker

Frances Morrison is the best weed smoker you will ever meet.

by Jsjzhfy Zhzhs November 21, 2021

Morrison

To lie without remorse, and to believe that your lie is the truth because Jesus has sanctioned your presence on this earth

"Ahhh, come on mate that has to be a Morrison!". As the bloke with the necklace of flowers around his neck and a hawaiian shirt on said that he was busy working all weekend.

by Olio bandito November 28, 2021

Morrison Fires

The name that the radical left wing tried to market the 2019-2020 Australian bushfires. This is not the official name and never was or has been.

The name originated from Reddit r/australia, a notoriously left wing forum where facts are often ignored.

Did you see the reddit post about the mom wanting to call this bushfire season the Morrison Fires? Yeah me too, what a bunch of fucking brain dead morons.

by FactualPolitics January 8, 2020

Mr. Morrison

This man is the God of Carpentry. He wields a 20 ounce Estwing Hammer and is able to single handedly destroy any OSB plywood in his path. He leads the most epic crew in history that are destined to save the world. Morrison is an immortal being who's been here since the beginning of time. Legend states he can build a house in an incredible 10 seconds, and is the only one able to hold his personal estwing the"Estwing Pro".

If you need something built, call Mr. Morrison.

by GrandpaBen September 25, 2020

Jessica Morrison

Jess is the love of my life, truly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Ever since I saw her on that fateful day, I have done nothing but strived to better myself as a human being, and as a lover to meet her every need. She means so much to me words cannot describe it. She is so stunning, every time I see her my jaw literally drops to the floor. She is so strong, so cute, so funny, and absolutely the best woman to ever live on this Earth. It should be a genuine crime to compare her to other women, and if you do, you should probably be erased from existence. She is the Sun to all the darkness, she is the light that radiates hope across the surface of anyone's face. She is perfection. I have never met a woman like her, and I don't think I ever will. I love her so much <3

Person 1: Yo I saw you with a girl yesterday?

Me: Nah man that wasn't a girl that was a Goddess.

Person 1: Ah my bad bro who was she?

Me: The Goddess, her Royal Majesty, Jessica Morrison

by jess' luva <3 January 16, 2022

morrison men

Someone who takes peoples money but fails to do the work.

A dodgy tradesman who gets chased down the street by A Current Affair after getting paid to do work but never showing up.

A dodgy politician who is there for the photo opportunity but never there for the follow up.

The "morrison men" are fixers according to Jenny. They just aren't very good at it.

by Anonald May 14, 2022

Scunt Morrison

Recently deposed PN (Prime Narcissist) of Australia.

After losing the televised Mass Debates, Mr Scunt Morrison has been voted out by wise Australians.

by Hermannym May 25, 2022