molestabation

The act of having sex with yourself without your concent
common with split personalities.
Wet Dream is and example
often occurs in sleep,
Tell tale sign is somone masturbating and shouting at themselves to stop it

Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing to himself?
Guy 2: i think hes molestabating
Guy 3: i thought molestabation was illegal

by Brown-Town January 9, 2009

molestache

A group of bristles or hairs about the mouth of a man who cannot seem to grow it in fully. Sometimes this is caused by the subject going through puberty, but it is generally thought that Darwin's theory of evolution may take part in this phenomenon.(if a person is undesirable, his body may not allow him to have normal bodily functions...like growing hair on his face.) This act of trying to grow facial hair but horribly failing is usually perpetrated by child molesters and heshers for some unknown reason.(or possibly the Darwinist theory above)

That guy over there in the trenchcoat reading teen beat has a killer Molestache!

by pimphuge February 25, 2003

morestostest

more powerful than the words more, most, additional, further, morest, extra, mostest, added, and so on and so forth.

"i love you!"
"i love you more!"
" i love you morestostest!"
"okay, you win!"
*smooch*

by Ruth Ann February 25, 2008

Molestimus Prime

(noun)

Leader of the Molesticons. Sworn enemy of ChrisHansenTron.

See collegehumor.com/picture:1925552

Holy sh*t that's not a Free Candy Van, its Molestimus Prime!

by Chester el Molester December 2, 2009

Textually Molested

A text message that contains someones body part you'd rather not see.

OMG, Joe just sent me a text of his penis!

He just textually molested me!

by Drew Sinclare March 21, 2010

Monkey Molesterer

A racist, Bunda licking monkey molesterer :rage: :rage:

Wendy you racist Monkey Molesterer !!!

by Tiny bunda November 15, 2021

modest mouse

the most awesomest band ever to cross the pacific and land in australia.(if you know geography you'll get that one)

if modest mouse was in a music battle to the death they would win anyone.

by mister mouse July 9, 2003