Moosen

n. pl. Many mooses.

I saw a flock of MOOSEN... there are many of them, many much moosen, out in the woods, in the wood-es, in the woodsen!!

*If you're a Brian Regan fan, you'll get it*

by Timmah March 31, 2003

moostafa

A character in moomoo.io (also uzay's dad)

A character in moomoo.io (also uzay's dad) moostafa

by cool A October 8, 2019

lovechild of a moose

n. a person who is of questionable birth and either extremely hairy or extremely ugly. Refers to the fact that some people look like they were fathered by a large hairy beast.

Bob looks like the lovechild of a moose.
"You lovechild of a moose! Shave your neck!"

by Sarah A H May 27, 2005

moostaka

A pierced clitoris

She got a moostaka yesterday!

by Davo June 10, 2004

Mooselflies

A random occurrence (typically within the realms of Europe) when a being of immense ignorance and who is unable to stop whining is incarnated and proceeds to whine about the most trivial things until their demise. This person is referred to as a 'Mooselflies'. Mooselflies, being similar to humans, have the same lifespan as a human and are typically somewhat close in appearance. One thing to note is that Mooselflies often appear much more hideous than even the most repulsive humans.

Person: Wow, that wasn't a very smart thing to do, sir.
A Mooselflies: Shut up! You're such a bully...
Person: Okay...you are one giant Mooselflies tbh.

by CJ_Soviet June 12, 2009

moosepon

1. noun, a blood blocking tampon for a moose.

2. adjective, some one who's acting like their wide vagina is bleeding.

-The other day my moosepon got stuck in my dogs nosrtil.

- Will is such a bitch, hes acting like a real moosepon today.

by dolfan4433 September 7, 2010

moosby

The fealing you get when you have eaten too much cream

Mum, I am feeling moosby, can I take a day off school

by Callan123 November 22, 2014