cock monger

One who savors the taste of cock

That girl is such a cock monger.

by Billy Dean December 4, 2002

Mongolian Dragon Punch

Where the male fists the female in the vagina and in the arse at the same time, one with each fist. The male then lifts the woman up with his two fists, points her at a target, and shouts "Hadouken!!!".

We played street fighter earlier, and she just spammed hadoukens the whole time. So later on, I gave her a mongolian dragon punch. Now she'll never use hadoukens again.

by Teifi August 23, 2009

Mongolian War Hammers

Female breasts that are so large they resemble the deadly war hammers utilized during medieval times to smash through an adversaries protective armor...In the same fashion, a female sexual partner welding such deadly weapons could inflict maximum damage to her partner in an intimate setting...To quality as Mongolian war hammers, the said female would require at least a double D cup size to flog her sexual partner into an ignorant bliss!

While lessor men would head for the hills in terror, Jackie unleashed her Mongolian war hammers on me last night to my filthy delight! I think this one's a keeper!

by Mr. Charlie007 March 8, 2017

Mongaloide

An endearing way to say bitch. It's a filler word for a bad word (any bad word).

Two kids playing rocket league: One kid let's the other team score.

The other kids sighs and says "YOU fucking MONGALOIDE."

by SK ;) April 30, 2023

jiz monger

A proper twat or just a right thunder cunt.

He acted like a right jiz monger last night.

by Ivorbiggen September 19, 2015

White Mongolian

A cocktail made by mixing the traditional Mongolian drink airag (fermented horse milk) with the traditional Chinese spirit baiju (rice wine). Inspired by the White Russian.

Person 1: Hey man try this White Mongolian cocktail.
Person 2: Baiju and Airag together at last!

by sovietdrinker March 12, 2017

mongolia

The most independent state in the world, because nothing depends on it.

Nothing depends on Mongolia.

by Claque May 7, 2005