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Douche Monger

Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.
"Jerry, you fucking Douche Monger, tell your friends to go home!"
by Hazard October 24, 2003
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mongathon

mongathon

(noun) mongathon is a long-term group, endurance binge on depressents, or soporifics (including Cannabis). Followed by a long period of monging.

See bongathon
The Abergavenny Smoke Out competition was a real mongathon, with competitors ingesting vast quantities of green! Some whitied.
by Hurnia January 1, 2007
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mongrel idiot

1) An idiot of epic proportions

2) One so devoid of any social or reasoning abilities that he or she is constantly making you wish you were dead for being in the same room as him or her.

3) Almost the same as being functionally retarded, but not quite there.
1, 2, 3) Kenneth is a mongrel idiot whose complete lack of any EQ or social ability makes his usefullness equivalent to that of a crudely fashioned Christmas gift made by a kindergardener.
by Char-Ming July 20, 2007
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rumor monger

Someone who actively seeks out and spreads rumors.
Neecholas is a total rumor monger, he digs up dirt on everyone.
by Relin January 1, 2009
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boob monger

A term used only by women and gay men to denote men who are highly attracted to breasts.
Ugh, he doesn't really like me. He's just a boob monger.
by William B. Smacky November 10, 2007
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tit mongler

one who motorboats the elderly.
by Fin8715 April 7, 2011
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Pee Pee Monger

One who advocates the looking at the bulge in a man's pants. This is the polar opposite or the feminine version of Chi Chi Monger- One who advocates the looking at a woman's breast.
Mike was getting a haircut the other day and Marina, the pee pee monger that she is was, peaking up his shorts.
by chevolay August 11, 2008
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