comedy mold

A terrible joke, the opposite of comedy gold.

Person 1: Where do gourds get their water from?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 1: A PUMPkin!
Person 2: That's comedy mold!

by 165your4 October 31, 2014

White Mold Disease

A chemical reaction in which tape media formats like VHS and audio cassettes are contaminated with crystal-like white powders. This occurs when storing tapes on a bad environment or being unused for a long time. Moldy tapes are easy to damage devices that use magnetic tapes, and can make them unplayable.

Moldy tapes are very easy to remediate, but it can be a time-consuming practice.

My old VHS tapes were infected with the infamous White Mold Disease, so I'm glad that I cured them by removing white powders.

by Ryan900USAYT January 27, 2023

mildly infuriating

its really infuriating to deal with or see but it not to the point of anger so you live with the constant burden of knowing there is an imperfection somewhere around the world that you saw and can never fix.

"hey want to see something mildly infuriating", "yeah" "look at the base... it doesn't move but the blades are wobbling. it will stay like that forever."

by XXX_G@m3rGuy$_XXX January 1, 2020

Moldova

Moldova is a Republic in eastern Eurpoe, landlocked between Ukraine and Romainia. It's now one of the poorest countries in the former USSR. Moldova can be used to express rural poverty.

"That poor girl from outta town has nothing at all, it's like she's from Moldova."

by Brian Jones September 1, 2005

mildmay

A small country town in Ontario Canada full of inbred hicks. Although their minor hockey teams are good, doesn't change the fact that their parents are cousins.

"Hey I just found out my parents are brother and sister"

"Well, you are from Mildmay"

Mildmay sucks

by Hemgro2 May 4, 2015

Moldew

What you have when there is mold and mildew at the same time.

Our plumming sprung a leak and with the heat we developed moldew all over our walls.

by Dawn7 April 23, 2006

MoiLeD

The word that best defines to fuck some one up on call of duty or kill them

yeti: hey Jontae did u see that quick scope

jontae: Ya u moiled him

by YETItheCHICKEN July 30, 2010