monical

It's kinda like a jewelers loop. a.k.a butthole inspector loop.

Yo nigga hand me that butthole inspector I gotta pick this scab yo!, I used my monical to masturbate with it was up my butthole the entire time.

by lvpk#5 November 19, 2013

Medical Genius

A term to be shouted when a person accomplishes any task at hand despite not having anything to do with the medical field

*does a back flip off a staircase*
OMG I'M A FIGGIN MEDICAL GENIUS!

*finds the answer to 2 + 2*
OMG the answer is cookie!! I'M A FIGGIN MEDICAL GENIUS!

*finds a penny on the floor*
OMG A PENNY!!! I'M A MEDICAL GENIUS!!

*plays a 5hr song on a guitar*
HOLY SHIZNIT! I'M A MEDICAL GENIUS

by RenanIsAwesome November 4, 2010

Medical Marijuana

1. A fancy name for marijuana that causes people to spend more than they should on weed.

2. Throwing the word Medical with the word Marijuana will get pot legalized!

3. Weed that cost more than nuggs but really is nuggs with the name medical attatched.

1. I could bought two 8ths of nuggs for what I spent on this gram of medical marijuana.

2. Medical Marijuana should be legalized!

3. Man stop calling that shit Medical Marijuana, its nuggs there is no difference. For those of you who say there is, no no no there isn't. Money wast n fool!

by omega123180 February 27, 2010

medical social fascism

An ideology that believes in the supremacy of medicine, censorship, silencing of the opposition, mass surveillance, and other forms of suppression.

The dangerous belief in medical social fascism is there is a step closer to totalitarianism.

by Me Roboto April 7, 2022

Medical

Drugs; crazy; crazy drugs

You off the medical.
Take the medical turn
Damn, gps took us the medical route

You smoking the medical

by Xtrillxking July 22, 2015

military medical

Another word for a loop hole in the universe where nothing happens and everyone is crambed together; A medical practice about as safe as rubbing your face on someones std's.

I wanted to die, so instead of going to a regular medical, i went to a military medical.

by sawder April 28, 2008

medical marijuana

Crap grown and sold by the Canadian Government to individuals requesting it who are in pain or have an ailment such as MS.

MS victim: "Dude, I just got on the list for some of that chronic medical marijuana."
Dude: "Error, you cannot use the word chronic in the same sentence as medical marijuana. The government obviously doesn't know where to get good enough seeds, or they don't want you to get too high so they sell you this shit. You could find a guy around here that could sell you a lot better shit than that for the same price."

by psiscott May 10, 2006