Mock-Tok

A short Tick-Tok video that mocks or castigates a public figure, celebrity or media outlet; a Tick-Tok that mocks or makes fun of an online posting or video.

"Sen. Smith's statement was the subject of innumerable Mock-Toks making fun of his bad toupee"

"Oh, man, that dumb pass play will definitely generate a slew of Mock-Toks"

by Freaky Franklinite October 14, 2023

Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking

The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.

by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024

No Mock Gov March

In March you need to stop moderating/talking in all Discord mock government servers and touch some grass.

Hey dude it's No Mock Gov March tomorrow
Oh god, I forgot!

by Shortsiee November 10, 2021

Mock Block

The act of making fun of yourself to preempt a funnier person from making fun of you. Used by less humorous folk as a defense mechanism.

Jill mock blocked Jack by making fun of her hill climbing skills before Jack could land his zinger.

by JumpingBakflash December 20, 2013

mocking

THE REAL FUCKING MOCKING

THE REAL
MOTHERFUCKIN
MOCKING

Fat brown Chad with 75'' vertical
Micro Penis

NFT Billionaire

"ayo its mocking"

"are you the real mocking??"

by REAL MOCKING January 28, 2022

Mock

Individual with extremely developed singular parts of their limbs. Stems from Luciano Mock; the world record holder for biggest calf/body proportions.

1. People with extremely developed + very specific muscular regions

2. People with brutally overproportional features when compared to the rest of the body

"Fookin hell mate; look at these slabs of flesh! Are these even organic matter or is it stones beneath his clothes?"
"Ah; dont worry; its just a Mock; his calves exhude dat big thicc mutation energy."

by Felsbrocken December 11, 2019

conster mock

the cousin of ponster menis

that's a conster mock.

by zerotabbies February 16, 2024