mobied

The act of a fat person, a whale, knocking you over.

Some fat dude mobied me last night in the moshpit.

by milkdudsss July 3, 2012

mobi or gtfo

Similar to pics or GTFO, a phrase used jokingly as an ultimatum to new members of a community who mention books to upload a copy or to "get the **** out."

Cassandra1980: Hi guys, you all should read the new Steve Jobs biography
P3rv69: mobi or GTFO!

Cassandra1980: =|

P3rv69: :P

by RumpoleIsDead March 5, 2012

Moby Bitch

A very large woman that at first glance could be mistaken for a whale and harpooned on the spot who also just sucks at life and is a total fuck.

Shit, that girls a total Moby Bitch

by Mr.Logic May 27, 2012

Moby Dicked

When you swallow a dick while giving them a blow job, can't get it back out again, and die.

"He Moby dicked her. She couldn't breath but he didn't know until it was too late."

by SirZoby September 20, 2023

A large mobi wiener with tape

A dildo with tape

I have a A large mobi wiener with tape

by A large mobi wiener with tape December 25, 2020

Moby

This dogs arse is so seggze

amen moby

by karlsbitch January 15, 2021

Moby Dick

When a guy pisses into a girls asshole and she's doing a hand stand. She then contracts her asshole, squirting the piss back at the man

Yeah me and leah are going to try the moby Dick later

by Candyandy03 April 8, 2021