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Mark David Chapman

The biggest asshole ever to walk the Earth. Is a dick, a pussy and everything in between. I can't believe he is still living. He sucks ass. (referred to by Lennon fans as MDC... MDC WAS NOT A FAN!! DO NOT CALL HIM ONE!!! HE IS AN ASSHOLE!!!)

VIVA LE LENNON!!!
Dude you are fucking becoming three ways to MDC.
by Sarajane August 1, 2004
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Three Month Mark

Also Three Month Rule, or relationship, or milestone, or point (you get it).

Describes the time past in a relationship (3 months) in which couples consider if they want such to be long-term, which is to either make their love more serious and official, or decide to reevaluate it all together and even end it. Generally, the first three months of an relationship are the most exiting, and define the first stage of one. 3 months gives each person the time to 'get to know each other' and to measure the other's character and its consistence past the illusions of expectations and ideals.

3 months is purely arbitrary, but is a 'thing' to allow lovers to have a milestone in which they reflect on how things are going, and can be used as an excuse by one to set things further into motion or to end it all together.

In short, love and relationships has no obvious rules, but that makes it difficult, so coming up with some general truths in the midst of it all helps .
Bro 1: Dude.. Everything was going perfect until she brought up this three month mark rule shit, the hell does that even mean?

Friend: Here, look at this definition I just found.
by Dieg-J January 5, 2022
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mark-ass

(adj) Very pathetic, characteristic of a "mark", or one who is easily owned or taken down. A synonym of weak sauce.
"Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia some mark-ass bitches..." -2pac, "Hit 'em up"

(beirut game)
Adam: "Game over, motherfuckers!"
(squirrelly shot falls 2 feet short)
Nick: "What a mark-ass shot!"
Simon: "Weak sauce!"
Paul: "Alligator arm!"
(Adam runs away crying)
by Nick D February 17, 2005
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Mark Rutte

The longest serving prime minister of the Netherlands and the leader of the centre-right party VVD. He is known for riding his bicycle to work, his endless optimistic appearances and incidental selective memory on cabinet meetings. The fact that occasional scandals surrounding the administrations he presided never seem to stick to him, earned him the nickname 'Teflon Mark.' A famous quote from him is "I have no active memory of that", when he was questioned by parliament about a leaked document in which his interim-administration planned to promote away a critical member of parliament. Rutte is unmarried with no kids, and is known to live a sober and simple personal life. He teaches social studies for one day in the week at a secondary school, plays the piano in his free time, and is a fervent enthusiast of the Swedish car brand Saab.
Friend 1: "wow that was an intense party last night!"
Friend 2: "haha yeah, we drank so much!"
Friend 1: "do you remember telling us that you sell personalized Mark Rutte fanfic to weird Unilever employees to pay off your student debt?"

Friend 2: "I have no active memory of that"
by u/CSVWV September 27, 2022
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Idaho Skid Mark

When a man and woman are having intercourse in the missionary position and the woman loses bowel control. The incident goes unnoticed and results in one or more large fecal matter stains on the bedsheet.
Joey: "I don't know what happened. I drilled her like an oil rig but when she got up, there were poo streaks on the sheets!"

Einstein: "The fabled Idaho Skid Mark..."
by mcfatchick October 22, 2010
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markees

a guy who is sensitive on the inside,loves sports,shy at first but when you get to know him he's nice.
markees is an extremely sexy guy!
by raettany November 13, 2010
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malarky

Exaggerated or foolish talk, usually intended to deceive
This is a bunch of malarky!
What is this malark?
by Amy April 8, 2003
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