Reverse Midas Touch

See 'Jackass Of All Trades.'

Somebody who is absolutely useless at any task.

Turns everything to crap.

Ask him to perform a task and he will make a substandard effort.

Tradie: "Hey boss, why did you fire T?"
Boss: "Because he was fucken useless, the Jackass of All Trades had a Reverse Midas Touch."
Tradie: "Whoa, fuck me dead and call me Mary, I guess the company was going into the shitter..."

by Schteeeeve March 6, 2022

The Midia

Another way to say Twitter.

Just browsed The Midia for 30 seconds, got depressed quickly.

by banflimflam August 28, 2022

King Midas

When an individual urinates on their own hand before pleasuring themselves.

I wanted all gold everything so instead of getting a spray tan I gave myself a King Midas

by carlthelong December 1, 2022

Your.Average.Midgardian

A very good Ginger person who runs a MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE fan account on Tik Tok. They are hopelessly in love with Oscar Isaac and will go out of there way to look after there friends.

They are also married to Alex (Honk)

Tallulah - "Have you seen Your.Average.Midgardians' newest Tik Tok?"

Daniel - "Yeah it was shit."

by Ronk.The.Great April 29, 2022

midassexual

Attracted to the midas the Male tier 100 skin of chapter 2 season two of Fortnite battle Royale

Bro I’m a simp for midas

You mean your a midassexual

by Mycat October 22, 2020

Midas Male

Midas males have typicially got enormous genitals and are intelligently superior humans who also have 42 chromosomes in total. A so-called Midas Male is only born once every 4.3 billion years so they are extremely rare.

Typical female or male or furry ( I don't discriminate) : I wish i had a midas male or an ariosha male in my life!

by BaiChaiuLover November 12, 2021

Midejah

A pretty girl that does obtain any common sense who thinks she can get mad niggas when in reality she is given a fake number. A gold fish has a longer attention span/memory. However, she does have big bosoms.

That Midejah won't make it past 11th grade.

by ChefFlacko69 March 27, 2017