Anything related to theft, piracy or otherwise obtained illegally in the tech/computer industry including insider trading, market manipulation, saturation and control. The name is due to Microsoft having pretty much done the same damn thing themselves.
Hey how much did you pay for that copy of MSOffice? I didn't pay anything I microscoffed it from limewire. Say whatever happened to Netscape? It got microscoffed
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person:why did you murder the entirety of your extended family Jimmy?
jimmy:because I tried to use Microsoft software today.
person:understandable, have a great day.
jimmy:because I tried to use Microsoft software today.
person:understandable, have a great day.
by babuka October 21, 2020
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by markis January 30, 2008
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2. corporation known for making unbelievably crappy software, then shoving it down consumers' throats, screwing competitors and taxpayers and exploiting public school students in the process<br>
3. corporation founded by Bill Gates and Paul Allen, two of the world's richest assholes and virtual monarchs of the corporate brothel called Seattle<br>
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2. corporation known for making unbelievably crappy software, then shoving it down consumers' throats, screwing competitors and taxpayers and exploiting public school students in the process<br>
3. corporation founded by Bill Gates and Paul Allen, two of the world's richest assholes and virtual monarchs of the corporate brothel called Seattle<br>
4. mega-corporation that can't handle real competition
5. powerful member of the Seattle Mafia
If it weren't for software bug fixes and virus advice, Microsoft's website traffic might slow to a crawl.
by David Blomstrom May 22, 2006
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