Mall Zombies

People who shamble aimlessly around malls and basically just get in your way.

"You keen to go to the mall?"
"Nah, can't be bothered with all the mall zombies."

by filth22 April 29, 2010

Mall Clops

A fat mall cop's ass you really just wanna fuck the shit out of.

Dude you know wanna do?
Fuck a mall clops.

by CMaggieS May 21, 2017

mall trip

scuffle over your own foot in public especially the mall

“Jaelyn, I was at the mall and i did the mall trip. It was so embarrassing.”

by nat.alieeee October 7, 2019

Mallette

In the technology of sales, the term “Mallette” refers to a elevated level of success that has continued for a long period of time. (Usually 2 or more years)

It is commonly tied to the term “a living legend” but is specifically the long term streak someone has achieved over a period of years.

Derivation From Old French: Hammer of Iron

I’ve been on a hot streak lately but no where near Laura. She’s headed for a “Mallette” !!!

by Joe Zappa March 10, 2021

Ill Mallard

A sick duck, which when the beginning letters are switched is dick suck. So trying to get an "ill mallard" is trying to get your dick sucked.

I'm trying to get that ill mallard from that ho-piece.

by Get Some All Day January 27, 2009

g mall

The Great Mall in Milpitas.

Commonly Used in Bay Area. Mostly used in Santa Clara County by all the little teens.(California)

Mall is known for its handful of drug dealers, bops, gangsters, little middle school kids, ETARDS.

E tard Central. Mall rat Central.

?: You going g mall?
?:Probably but im gonna pick up some stacy.

by guntr0n June 21, 2009

Full Mallard

The act of pressing ones anus against the vaginal canal of a pregnant female duck. The duck then births an egg into the human's anal cavity without breaking it. If the egg breaks in the process, the act of full mallard is voided.

Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.

"dude, i got kicked out of the petting zoo"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"

by fathers_bulge October 26, 2012