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Medic-Sitter

The individual, often an EMT, partnered with the paramedic who is responsible for fixing their mistakes and ensuring that the paramedic stays on task when caring for the patient, completing paperwork, and transferring patient care at the hospital.

Responsibilities of the medic sitter often include; reminding the paramedic to clock in, ensuring the paramedic is well fed and caffeinated, keeping track of patient paperwork, reminding the paramedic of the patient's name, remembering the stretcher at the hospital, reminding the paramedic that they are not in fact god, disposing of sharps properly, reminding the paramedic to exchange narcs and not just memes at the hospital, ensuring that the monitor cables and IV lines don't strangle the patient while transferring them from stretcher to bed, reminding the paramedic to wear gloves, and remembering to grab the drug box on a code.
"So I'm training Andrew to be my new medic-sitter....so far it's going pretty well, except earlier he forgot to remind me that I needed to call medical control for Lopressor."

"I had to medic-sit Adam's hungover ass the other day. I reminded him of the patient's name 4 times on the way to the hospital."
by BSIscenesafety June 1, 2020
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The medicines act 1968

An act of parliament of the United Kingdom governing the manufacture and supply of medicines. It is designed to prevent pharmacists from treating patients and to significantly hinder the process of dispensing medication.
sorry Mr Smith, due to the Medicines Act 1968, I cannot give you any antibiotics unless you have a prescription, despite the fact that you have a life threatening bacterial infection.
by Farringtoodle May 26, 2011
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The Medic Droid

A really great band consisting of Chris Donathon and Hector Bagnod. Not only do they make amazing techno/electropop, but they're both really really cute :3 On June 10th, 2008, they released "What's Your Medium," a 9 track album.
Track list:
1. Keeping Up With the Joneses
2. Saddle Up
3. FScene8
4. Into the Groove
5. It's About Love
6. Tease
7. Fer Sure
8. The Killer Anna
9. Sho-Fer
The Medic Droid is a well great band with some cute boys to match :D
by RUBBISHtm June 11, 2008
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3d Medical Battalion

Foward Fleet Marine Force unit responsible for giving a bad taste about military life to a large number of first term Sailors and Marines. Often cited as the worst command in military history. Life onboard described as unbearable and comparable to life in a Nazi concetration camp though the treatment of Sailors and Marines may be worse than tsuffered by holocause victims.
Sailor Tim: I just got orders to 3d Medical Battalion.

Sailor Joe: Are you gonna kill yourself now or later?
by Sailor Jacques June 12, 2012
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Faux-merican

adj. or n. Faux-merican is an individual who claims to love freedom, but in fact knows very little about freedom. The average faux-merican will tell others what to do, what's right and what's wrong, and encourage or force others not to do things he/she deems as "wrong". They are usually conservative, but can come from any political background. They are the people who bash the French for no reason. They are the folks who watch Foxnews and think Rush Limbaugh is a swell guy with a little problem. They're the people who spat on troops coming back from Vietnam. They are ignorant, undereducated, but have opinions on anything and everything which are usually wrong. They are the folks who chastise you for speaking out against the war in Iraq.
In short, they are the people who give America a bad name. They are closet fascists who think that freedom means doing everything the bible / cnn / Rush Limbaugh / Bill Clinton / or whoever / whatever says. They're the ones who make you cringe and wish you were Canadian when they open their mouths.
"Even though gay marriage doesn't affect me in the slightest, I think it should be banned by a constitutional amendment. Gay people don't deserve freedoms or rights."
"Dude, stop being such a faux-merican."
by Alexander July 23, 2004
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maricoma

a marijuana-induced coma.
Dave, do you need me to wake you up tomorrow from the maricoma you're gonna be in after this?
by HighHillary September 6, 2010
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