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Meese

The plural of moose... Well, it's more than that. It's not just the plural of moose, but it means so much more than that for several people. Meese is the reason several live. It's the reason for their new happiness and anti-depression. Meese isn't just a group of animals with antlers, but life itself. You can put meese in front of any word. Add -ing or -ed to create a whole different word with a new definition. Remember: Meese isn's some animal or word. It's life. So worship it. Love it. Or else...
Did you just see those meese?
What the meese?
Jessica, what you are so meesing awesome.
I meesing love you.
by jbluvr4life March 25, 2011
mugGet the Meesemug.

meese

another name for pubic dandrif
i have so much meese its like we're gonna have a white christmas after all.
by Sir Duce November 23, 2004
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Meese

The plural form of moose; mooses
Meese are known for their abnormally large antlers.
by Stranded Time Lord April 15, 2014
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Meese Day

July 1st Holiday Celebration in the Loadout video game community.

This comes from the Loadout Community where a non-native english speaking player was attempting to ask about Canadian holidays and if, in fact, Canada had a day celebrating the "meese species" in chat. After some confusion it was discovered that he was asking if Canada had a day celebrating the moose. It snowballed from there and has taken over the entire community.

Meese Day was first celebrated July 1st 2013.
I'ts July 1st. Happy Meese Day!
by Duran Vega July 25, 2013
mugGet the Meese Daymug.

Micro-Meese

A Micro-Meese is a microscopic variation of the common Meese. Micro-Meese live all around us but you can't see them. They are in the air, on your body, and in deep space. Nobody wants Micro-Meese but without them, you would not be able to breathe. A theory suggests that Micro-Meese are actually what we breathe and that oxygen does not exist. The Meese Prevention Act of 1936, created by Vice President John Nance Garner, banned Meese from doing long division, which stopped the spread of Meese up until 1955 in Illinois. This was supposed to go on until 2006 but was ended earlier as Meese pox started to spread.
Don't you just love the smell of Micro-Meese in the morning?
by Meese Meister January 25, 2018
mugGet the Micro-Meesemug.

Meese

An utterance of dismay, or anger. Interchangeable with F*ck, Shit, Crap and so on.
"I crashed your porsche."
"Meese! This is such bullshit!"
by Dr. Neward November 15, 2011
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meese

the plural of moose
I JUST SAW A FLOCK OF MEESE!
by thehipsterhorse December 12, 2012
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