A Mopling is a fat person who is too lazy to get a job and happens to like peeping on people. They are identified by their fat bodies and black, mop-like hair.
"Hey Adrian, are those Mopling that I see on your property? "
"Yes, they are fat, they smell, and they like to peep people."
"Yes, they are fat, they smell, and they like to peep people."
by J409 September 17, 2025
Get the Mopling mug.mallinga is that rare kind of guy who moves with quiet confidence and effortless style, the type who doesn’t need to say much because his presence already speaks. he’s genuinely sexy and beautiful in a way that’s natural, not forced—mind sharp, energy calm, and aura strong. there’s real kindness in how he carries himself, real intelligence in how he thinks things through, and a level of maturity that makes people trust him without even knowing why. on top of all that, he’s funny without trying, dropping lines that stay in your head and moments that catch you off guard. everything about mallinga feels intentional, grounded, and smooth, like he already knows who he is and doesn’t need validation to prove it.
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The act of inadvertently providing your physical location to law enforcement, stalkers, and all uninterested parties by way of Facebook. Often done in an effort to appear urbane and worldly, this affliction usually occurs when Facebook addiction has taken hold.
"I'm just stopping for a quick latte at the first original Starbucks on State and Main."!!! :) was the last post submitted by Mary Brown before the armed stalker entered and ended her brief but eloquent life. Police officials are warning the public of the consequences of constant face mapping which has resulted in an 10% increase in assaults and homicides.
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."
by rankled up July 21, 2009
Get the face mapping mug.When someone texts you barbs, cryptic remarks or questions so as to relentlessly wear you down to their point of view, or to twist your response to conform to their position or desired outcome; especially if there are many of them, received intermittently, over a period of time: a day or two.
It feels like you are being punched or jabbed, sometimes by surprise-- here they are again: bam!--when you thought it was done, over they're back with another comment.
It feels like you are being punched or jabbed, sometimes by surprise-- here they are again: bam!--when you thought it was done, over they're back with another comment.
by Ireland Brown March 18, 2010
Get the text mauling mug.1.) When an individual has had a rough childhood and as an adult catches up by doing thing that others knew as the "norm" growing up.
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1: "why are there glow in the dark stars in Jacobs ceiling, hes 18?"
2 : "Jacob had a really rough childhood and was forced to take on a lot if responsibility at a young age. The stars are there because he's always wanted them."
1: " oh so hes baby mapping!"
2: " correct!"
1: "why are there glow in the dark stars in Jacobs ceiling, hes 18?"
2 : "Jacob had a really rough childhood and was forced to take on a lot if responsibility at a young age. The stars are there because he's always wanted them."
1: " oh so hes baby mapping!"
2: " correct!"
by @puta_saurus June 15, 2016
Get the Baby mapping mug.Something you say when you are ready to fucking party. Can be day or night, doesn’t matter. Chacha Malingaaaaaaa!
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